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THE PLACE WERE BREAKPAST WAS BORN

soup and sealed. main entree, dessert. and tee/Loffee.

(Breakfast served all day’)

The friendiest staff in town invites al university students to Smitty's. Breakfast Specials 630am-—tt00am 1 Egg. Choice of Bacon, Ham or Sausage served with your choice of toast and hashbrowns, or pancakes, nats = Dannii Ce Sn eee

2 Eggs. choice of Bacon, Ham. or sausage. served with your choice of toast and hashbrowns. or pancakes, and a bottomless cup of coffee.

Al Omelettes $5.00 Try our great Mexican Omelette!

Lunch Specials served daily from tlam to 4pm. Dely specials start at $495. including dessert. tea or coffee. We invite all students to try our scrumptious soup and selad ber -ell you can eat for $57 We also feature greet evening specials which offer

Prices start et $795.

A Summer Course at

McGill University Montreal, Canada

Why Not!

We welcome

visiting students

Increase your options

Lighten your course load

Enrich your program

Discover Quebec and “Ja francophonie”

Experience multicultural

Montreal

Enjoy the summer festivals

It's all here for you!

McGill Summer Studies offers a full range of university level courses. An intensive four-week summer course carries 3 academic credits.

Registration opens: March 7, 1995

McGILL SUMMER STUDIES

Mectiill Cniversity. #.550 Sherbrooke St. West Suite 585 ¢ West Tower # Montreal,

(Quebec, Canada» H3A 1B9

Tek: (54) 998-5212: Fav: (514) 398-5224 E-Mail Summer@550Sherb. Lan, McGill. Ca

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CLASSIFIEDS

Anyone interested in forming an off-campus theatre club, call Ed at 892-7985.

Free for the taking: One photocopier. A ‘‘handy-man’’ special. Please get it out of our | in the basement of Main building.

The X-Press needs you! Send us your two cents worth on e-mail to ‘“xpress@upei.ca’’ it off at the office in Main building.

Wanted: A small, cheap toaster oven. E-mail achisholm

Notice to all concerned... the X-Press is not now, and will never be the Yearbook. So stop

Wanted: An eight-foot bride for Frankenstein's Monster. If anyone can assist us in findin Right, e-mail us at xpress@upei.ca

PERSONALS

Mary: Now that Full House is cancelled, I guess our Bob Saget worship nights are over. Tearfully yours...Cari.

JPG, I hear that ACOA will grant funding for fledgling cults, wanna give it a try? A.C.

Trent: Your Turkey Dinners drive me wild. Please let me be your love slave! S.M.

Pit Monster:

Sorry, but the pit doesn’t have a frequent buyer plan, even if you drink enough coffee to a Tim Hortons.

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Blik! Where are you, my life cannot be complete with out you! IfI don’t have you to insult, |’ Snoopy-dog

Roses are red, Voilets are... violet, Oh, damn. Nothing rhymes with violet.

Jen: Where’s BOB? I haven’t seen him lately. AL.

JR and PM I’m sorry about that party. I really don’t recall why I was wearing that lampshade, and IP never to sleep under your sink again.

George

Soccer Panther (a.k.a. AJAY): I know that someday you want to become a gynaecologist, but since you don’t even kno" Midol is, you should maybe think about becoming a plastic surgeon and fix your ow! nose, you little twerp.

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To K.F. I hope that Bacon and Nico don't do the nasty, it would be a horrible, terrible thing, and! think we could handle the noise. Love G.K.

Wwss. Hark, what light through yonder window breaks, it is the term paper and Aldera is not dom? the paper is to be, but she is not to be. Out, out damn ink blot, what the hell is she do To sleep, perchance to write. Hark, there is the bed, how about you just sleep.

B.J.

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