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END OF NATO!

In a press at the Hague on night it was revealed that the UPEI Economics Sooiety has decided to opt out of NATO in an attempt to cut

conference Saturday

back on defense -spending. We haVe a tape...

(noise)

"Please rise" (The

-economic-executive walks in to wild applause.)'

The President (Gregarious Cord): "We have a brief statement which the Vice-president External will

give- then the floor will be‘

open for questions."

External

V.P. (Courageous Chris): "Ahem... reviewing our most pressing committments we, the members of UPEI's illustrious Economic

Society, find it impossible to continue with our present level v. of ' defense expenditure. Consequently we find it necessary to opt- out of the North Atlantic' Treaty Organization. The

Treasurer has a further comment." , Treasurer ‘(Gorgeous. ‘ Gerry): . "As it stands we‘ paid three , times our

‘allotment for defense in the past quarter; There has been a- suddenu shift in’ priority which renders this intolerable. These funds are now required the NATO commitment had to be cut. The floor is now open for-Questions." ' 4

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This new organization will be guided by the ideology of the' great economist John Maynard yKeynes for the continued advancement of both social and economic policy. The 'new organization will henceforth be known as ,"Forces.Under Control of Keynes for the Organization of Future Finance."

‘ Barbara Frum Tignish, "Is that it then? Your withdrawal from NATO is final?" - ‘

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afraid so." _ -END OF NEWS CONFERENCE -

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Engineers, nor the Biology majors. He just plan to tell it as we see, it (even if. we do have to reveal the "dirt" on them.). But, as

for these students - what can we say? You‘re pretty low as it is. Enough of this and on with

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-HEIRABCHY OF LIFE— ECONOMICS MAJORS

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