an incredible load of bullshit. I think that women are just as capable of being dominant and men are just as capable of being kind and lov'ng. The proof of the latter is that men are dying of*in droves at an early age because their emotions are being crushed. Now, I ‘ have driven bulldozers. I have shovelled shit. I have built barns. I have flattened men on their backs and fucked them until their eyeballs popped out. I have carried a knife from time to time. But also, Iam incredibly tender and loving to my children.”’

(Sharon Devlin as quoted by Margot Adler)

After reading this, two questions come to mind: (1) why would anybody listen to these people/womyn, and

(2) why are they not being committed to a mental institution?

I have failed to find any reference as to what a *“*womyn’’ is, butI do now know what ‘‘wimmin’’ are. So, I conclude with this proposal: we call all those ‘‘normal people’’ of the feminine sex *“WOMEN,”’’ and all those who ascribe to the above description of the feminine sex ‘‘ WOMYN”’ or **WIMMIN.”’’

Dear Editor:

lam very upset at the recent features that have been appearing in your newspaper. How can your paper print such trash as Kirby Fergusons top ten album picks? Have you no standards? There was nota single mention of any Elvis Presley albums on his list let alone in the number one position where they belong. In the future I hope Mr. Furguson willrememberwho # the King is and that Elvis lives. .

A Hunk of Burning Anger

P.S. I saw Elvis a few months ago when wasdriving | ** my carhome.I wasatastoplightwhenIlookedin je fy my rear view mirror and saw him, the King, sitting on |) the passangers seat of the red Hyundai Pony that was stopped behind me.

UPEI X-P RESS November 28, 1991