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Hidare, my name is Car- los. dayWeﬂaack. VI gradu- rateddavyea‘r ago wif a 4 mginehearing dagree fran UPEI- I couldn't get work so da nice fella's over at da crowsnest in Kelley Building hired me to write dare column for da Busi- ness Society dis year.

I want to take dis op- portunity to say tanks to dose big guns over dare for hiring me. Are

day ever smart and schrewd,

day said dat day would pay me 10 cents for every col-' Jmn I write plus day

also said dat day would talk to me on certain oc— casions.

Anyway'my- first job is to introduce to you, this years edition of the Busi- ness Society executive: Presidante: Gerry Nbore Vice, Bresidante: Paul Notetaker: Judy Carragher Money Counter Janet Steven—

son : ' Oldest Rep: McKinley Next/oldest '

NéﬁSXMest “ Kenny "Mutter T

Youngest

Palmer Teacher Helper: _‘Jeff Power Wif all da i important

stuff outa way-I'm gon—

na tell youz what's going

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Ya wanna «mat real- ly bugs me, I marine-ears leave:

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hearing ring to da guys

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day teld me it came of da nose of anAborigenis, andﬁatuif 'I "to i s r it I'd have-2"» to clean dasmts'off of; its cause algebenwgh in - my no me all ' JRJQSW 1351i :da @051- :had darezam nual - Wtwi‘IX} went toil caddied. for four fellas andday-me '10 cents.

diving into water holes to fetch beer bottles and golf balls. Eyen after all dat, I had enough energy left to catch golf balls on the driving range. A whole wack of people‘won prizes and I even won a bag of tees. Do you guys know how hard it is to write when you're on da floor and _ people are walkin on ya. Well, I do, cause dat's, where I an but I-don't mind cause dee coffee pot keeps drippin on me and dat keeps me awake As seen on Campus last night. Biologist-Hey, what are you guys doin' . ' Engine ears— We're watchin' a flock of turtles in the sky. Biologist— Hey, I'm not that stupid, turtles only fly in the day time.

Test for Engine Ears L. Using only one line con— nect these dots.

If‘ boss promised

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job, and when time came to pay, he gave. you a

bucket of sh-, would you; a) Thank him and say your

"tookind.

b) ask him for ketchup and salt ' . 7c) solicit help from a business student ‘

d) take it and give it to a biologist to grow his [plants in.

3.’ If, after banning a free

.. ' at Barn,you_,

found yourself and in the ditch on the way home would you: a) phone the police to helpyou, . b) take out your level

tri-‘pod and mea-

sure. grade and slope of theetbachnent. - l c) eat it

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d) vow neverigtoihm liquor againa- " * '

4. Start with 2," add 2, subtratt mo, your answer would be:

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d) None of the above 5. If a business student trippedym and you ended a mud [middle

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a) show him how well you could do the backstroke

b) explain to him how sorry you were that your big feet were in the way c) cry

d) laugh and say you had rubber panties on any— way.

6. If you were appointed to torture an Artsie would you:

a) read him an edition of View from the Top

b) talk to him

c) look at him

d) take away his Thesaurus

Answers: 1, It can't be " done.

2. c

3. d

4. a

5. b

6. a

How well you did. 0 correct- go back to grade two and learn‘to read. 1 correct— average 2 correct— excellent

Well, I guess date it for dis week, but I guar— entee you'll be hearin more frcm me. Deez guys are. treatin me. Like a soccer ball over here in Kelley and I can't wait till I see all my buddies in Duffy, boy will day be proud of me. Maybe da nice Business students will hire more of us Engineears. Till den.

Carlos da Wetback 0/0 Ba Project, P. Eng. ‘

TO THE MEMBERS OF THE SENIOR CLASS ’

For all you Senior Class Members, who for some reason or another could not make the two previous class meetings, I will take this opp— ortunity to introduce to you your executive They are; V President- Anne Mac Ewen Vice President— Anne Gillis Secretary—Denise Moore Treasurer-David Nicole The first meeting held on Tuesday ,Oct. ]2, was a get aquainted

one, and to ellect an executive: There was not an excellent turnout.

It is hoped that in the future more of you will drop down and contribute to your class meetings. The second was on Oct. 22. The main concerns were;Grad photos, A "Main Eyent",and money raising ideas.It was decided that either Boily‘s or Heckberts Studio, would have the honor of taking this years photos. Both studios are well known for their excellence

in photography, so a decision was not immedi— ately made. There will be a display from

both studios on Tuesday Nov.2 at 6:00pm.

If you are really interested,and you should be, try to make an effort to cane on this Tuesday at 6:00

at the second floor Barn. After the display there will be a short meeting decide who We will pick.

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