Everyone's Awake at Night

By Brad DEIGHAN

Can't sleep... clowns will eat me.

Students, professors, and dif- ferent reasons look through the dark- ness with no-sleep air-eyes and...

Little bodies with Sasquatch legs make haste in the day time. At night; brain lay there awake, staring. Chasm lids contain dry-eye and in overloaded midnight mind dances insanity creatures; lunatic sleep come in lucid dream after madcap rambling head kills body. Thus is sleep found.

Students are always struggling for sleep; daytime trouble at night; morning cannot exist for these stu- dents; morning entails sleep, and sleep entails a relaxing of the mind; this is not allowed.

One long day.

A new story presents itself and professors sweat in their sleep, night- mares and blanket over body, head. Drool, whimper, the dying nightlight and hands to teddy, teddy to chest. Crying for God and running to the bathroom... to late - little yellow acci- dents present themselves in the...

Heavy-duty pull-up pampers and children to tuck them in. Plastic wrapped beds and rubber mattresses, wet pillows and red eyes, ball-in-face visions and no-like that.

It's always the same.

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Where: — The Student Health Centre (second level, north end of Student Centre)

When: Wednesday, November 13, 2002 9 a.m. to 12 p.m,

History professors talk of past injuries to the back; "much better than present injuries to sleep says body"; philosophers weave lame logical excuses; sophistry. Wild-eyed business professors ready for war, but courage does not exist without political profes- sors who only want to show up for pictures. English professors speak in French and thus avoid.

Everyone is awake at night; night rambling student brain, and cry- ing does the professor prefer.

Solution, a way of the mad- ness of the dry-eyed night: dodge ball is at 6:00pm, Sunday nights in gym. Wear out, face fear and overcome; no other way out of day. Stop midnight madness, work and sleep, throw tired nightlights away, uncover heads, and save pamper money and health. Stop losing at night; at sleep. Meet us in the gym. Get used to old bone creaks and round plastic beatings.

If no, then fear us, and know that you fear and have not courage to overcome. Buckle pamper to waist and pee in fright; students come and bring courage, where are all the pro- fessors?

Mommy.

For appointments call 566- 0616 fe Please have your Provincial Health Number ready!