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966-1911

University Plaza

SPECIAL 15” pizza with three toppings

$9.99 + tax

We now offer Lasagna for take out and delivery

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12” works and 9” cheese fingers :

$11.99 + tax ;

Please present coupon to driver. . Only one coupon per customer.

"42" three topping and 12” garlic fingers $12.99 + tax Please present coupon to driver. Only one coupon per customer.

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Free delivery to UPEI and Brown’s Court

Fact & Opinion

dirty jokes, and have conversations with yourself in the middle ofthecolumn. OPINION: Eat a bow! of dicks.

FACT: The state of California raises the most turkeys out of all of the states. OPINION: Most of the turkeys are shipped in from Philadelphia and raised in Bel Air by their wealthy uncles.

FACT: The most sensitive finger on the human hand is the index finger. OPINION: The least sensitive finger is the pinky. You have to be tough witha nickname like that.

FACT: George Washington Carver invented peanut butter.

OPINION: He invented several other types of butter that didn’t catch on.

FACT: The typical hen lays 19 dozeneggsa

year. OPINION: Organized Rhyme lay more chicks than Mother Goose.

FACT: Stainless steel

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was invented by Harry Brearley in 1913.

OPINION: Harry Brearley revolutionized kitchen utensils much like the Fresh Prince revolutionized homeboys moving to Bel Air.

FACT: A scallop has 35 blue eyes. OPINION: I only have three.

FACT: The left leg ofa chicken is more

tender than the right one.

OPINION: So be extra gentle when you try

to put pants on your chicken.

FACT: The only dog that doesn’t have a pink tongue is the chow.

OPINION: | don’t care what color my dog’s tongue is, as long asit is not inmy mouth.

FACT: The giraffe has the highest blood pressure of any animal.

OPINION: If you couldn’t have oral sex unless you climbed a tree, you’d have high blood pressure too.

FACT: The dumbest domesticated animal is the turkey. OPINION: | once saw aturkey use all three ofits life lines fora $1000 question on “Who Wants To Be aMillionaire.”

FACT: Russia has the most movie theaters in the world. OPINION: All of them show Rocky IV 24 hours a day.

FACT: Albert Blake Dick invented the mimeograph machine. OPINION: It measures how annoying mimes are.

FACT: The most fatal

car accidents occur on Saturday. OPINION: The funniest ones occur Sunday night.

FACT: An Oscar weighs seven pounds. OPINION: It’s great that every year Hollywood’s best and brightest get together and honor mediocre films by giving them aseven pound naked man.

FACT: It takes the typical person seven minutes to fall asleep. OPINION: A typical Cadre reader falls asleep before getting to this part of the paper.