he do-it-yourself safer sex condom test workshop

ndoms ;

ater based lubricant (K-Y, Mukko, troGlide, Wet)

hand

penis, dildo, cucumber orbanana

Part One - The Test p one: Purchase condoms. Things to pay ntion to: -Buy latex, not lambskin con- ms. You’ll know the difference because bskincondoms cost about thirty dollars a

piry date. Try to buy condoms witha life ofat least three or more years.

bricated condoms for sex, non-lubricated

doms for blow jobs.

ibbed? Coloured? Extra large? Extra gth? You decide.

Two. Purchase lube. Try the drug stores for Jelly.

Three; Tearopen condom pack. Don’tuse

teeth! Using your thumbnail, squish the dom to one side of the package, then tear Opposite corner. The condom should slide easily,

Four; Extend your hand, keeping the

fingers together. Carefully unroll a condom down the length of your hand. Trustme on this one. Once youhave the condomon yourhand, whine, ‘‘I hate condoms. They’re too tight.’ Have you recently had sex with a penis as big as your hand? Realize this is not a real good excuse fornotusing condoms.

Step Five: Whine, ‘‘Ican’tfeelanything through it.’ Caress your hand through thecondom. Can you say in all honesty that you can’t feel anything? Whine, ‘‘It feels funny. It’s not natural.’’ How natural does an easily prevent- able, slow, painful death in yourearly 20s feel? ADDED Bonus: If you used a lubricated condom to do this, you won’ tneed to use hand lotion fora while.

Step Six: Your choice. Take the condom off. Stretch your hand while still in the condom. Try to break the condomwith your nails. Chase people around and try to slime them with the lube.

Part Two -- Doing It Ifyouhavenotalready done steps one, twoand three from part one, please do so before pro- ceeding.

Step One: Get a banana, cucumber, dildo or erecthuman penis.

Step Two: Using the lubricant, squeeze a drop into the tip ofthe condom and squish it around so that it coats theinside of thecondom without unrolling it.

Step Three: Squeéze the tip of the condomand gently roll it down the banana, cucumber, dildo, penis, etc.

Step Four: Coatthe inside of the condomwith

"banana, cucumber, dildo, penis..."

lubricant. Lube in the inside makes the con- dom better for him, lube.on the outside makes the condom better for whoever else might be participating in this endeavour.

Step Five: Masturbate. Have sex. Get used to the feel ofthe condoms. Chase people andtry to slime them with the lube. HAVE FUN!

Robin Forbes The Charlatan

The Spectrum of risk |

behaviours have different levels of riskfor "ent STDs -- the chart may (i) inform you how

You have been inthe past and/or (ii) inform °wto protect yourself in the future. If-- like tny ofuus -- youare merely an observer in this itis also delightful trivia.

hart depicts risk assuming no protection is or these behaviours. Using condoms lowers k of transmitting STDs by anal, oral, or 4 intercourse.

Receptive anal intercourse

Insertive anal inter- course

Receptive vaginal in- tercourse

Incertive vaginal inter- course

HIGH RISK

Oral sex on a man with ejaculation

Oral sex on a man with out ejaculation

Oral sex on a woman Oral-anal contact (This is a high risk activity for hepatitis-B but relativly low risk over- all.)

Intimate kissing

Casual kissing Touching, massage

LOW RISK

Masturbation

NORISK | Tatking, antsy

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