THE ADVENTURES OF CAP’N STEPH N JEFF COLL, MATTHEW DORRELL, AND THE CAP’N

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The Queen has commanded that Cap’n Steph’n must Is this the sea that the Queen meant? No! This is this

“Blimey,” says the Cap’n. “I cannot get past voyage across the sea to find a new route to China. merely a bog unfit for the Cap’n’s craft. Besides, he fence to access this sea port.” The Cap’n decides to But which sea? And what the heck is a China? This has heard tales of a monster that dwells deep under __ rest in a nearby inn and will attempt to find another would prove to be Cap’n Steph’n’s most difficult the rancid surface of the bog. He checks his charts __ point of entry farther down the coast in the morn. adventure yet. and decides to move along.

After a night of rest, some of the locals direct the And so the Cap’n sets off on his journey through the © Success! Cap’n Steph’n stumbles upon the sea after

Cap’n toward a mystical forest through which he may mystical forest. Along the way, he answers the riddles _ being chased from the forest by a herd of wild beasts. find passage to the sea ... and adventure! “Thanks for three of a sinister dwarf, slays a giant, and kills some your services, kind gentlefolk,” says the Cap’n as he time talking to a normal-sized person.

hands the beer wench two dubloons.

Cap’n Steph’n launches his mighty galleon and sets It is a shame that Cap’n Steph’n never stopped to read Forced to turn back due to dysentery, chafing, and a off on his voyage to China. During his journey, he the label clearly marked at the beginning of the sea. mild case of scurvy, the Cap’n weeps hot chemical refreshes himself with a large mug of tasty seawater. tears. Poor Cap’n. Poor, poor Cap’n.