GUIDE TO THE WEEK AHEAD

SCORPIO (OCT.23 TO NOV.21) Don’t worry, life doesn’t suck--only mosquitoes do. Remember what momma always said life giving you lemons and you making lemonade? Well, try making some of the punch. I[t’ll quench your thirst and make you feel better.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV.22 TO DEC.21) Try to see what is in front of your face and don’t smash into anything. The fog willclear by the end of the week and total realization will set in. Resist freaking out at your friends if possible.

CAPRICORN (DEC.22 TO JAN.19) This week will be full of surprises. Unfortunately, notall of them will be ones that will put you in an estatic high. Try to discipline yourself as much as possible.

AQUARIUS (JAN.20 TO FEB.18) For some strange Teason, this is probably going to be an unbelievably weird week. If possible, accept it as a normal freak ‘of nature. If life is getting to maxed out, drink acup of milk and chill. No, this is not a cryptic message, just advise. Why are you so paranoid all of a sudden?

PISCES (FEB.19 TOMARCH 20) Love is definately ‘mm your cosmos this week. Try to keep yourself in ontrol whenever possible and don’t obsess over trivial matters. Your friends might find you a trifle-- umm--CRANKY, so think about that loved one and “get in ajovial mood,

ARIES (MARCH 21 TO APRIL 19) This is the week

that you should try to be a little bit more responsible.

‘Tf this particualar word is unknown to you, I suggest

looking it up in the dictionary. You have the will-

power somewhere in that bod, so consulta higher sower and find it, okay?

TAURUS (APRIL 20 TO MAY 20) Well, well, well. You have to nip that lazy streak right in the bud. Did you know that Shakesphere was a Taurus too? Ten bucks says that he did his homework on occasion. Don’t be so scared ofa little ink and paper.

GEMINI (MAY 21 TO JUNE 20) Well, things sure are looking up for you, bright one. Try not to be so hyperactive on the weekend. Don’t split a gut when it comes to cleanliness. Everyone is entitled to bea disgusting pig every once ina while.

CANCER (JUNE 21 TO JULY 22) Try not to be so scared of the phone. Itis an inanimate object that is incapable of physically torturing you. Ifthe desire hits to call that certain someone, don’t be so shy and give in to it.

LEO (JULY 23 TO AUG.22) Try not to let every little tiny, teeny, atom-sized little thing bother you. Even you are capable of making a mistake every once in a while, so try to accept the rest of the human race as less than perfect and things will be AOK.

VIRGO (AUG.23 TO SEPT.22) By the end ofthe week life will be honkey dory, so try to survive just a little bitlonger. You will probably be contacted by a faraway friend sometime this week, so keep close to the phone and check your mail regularly.

LIBRA (SEPT.23 TO OCT.22) Try to be as optimis- tic as possible this week. Hang with your buds and be as sentimental as your personality allows. Yeah, yeah, the cynic will not allow this occurrence too terribly often, but hey--change is essential to life.

UPEIX-P RESS

November 7, 1991

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