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TROUBLE

“plan's rib say this car would go finely-five miles an hour vvithout l" trouble?" naked~ the recent pur- ‘b-IQI of tho agent.

Myqs," was the reply. "Didn't it?"

"She did seventy-five all right, but

the trifhble I gutyinto cost met-verity -

dollars and costs." HAD A REASON.

.What time is the tide high? asked small boy of the old sailor.

"You've asked me that question a doaen times." said the sailor. "l tell you high tlda is at five flfty~fivc. You don't mesn to tcll me you've for8<1l~

trn already?" "Oh. no," said the 1107- "B!" 1 lovg to see your whiskers wobble

when you say rive ilfty-Ilvh"

PLUC$NG UP COUBAGE.

D The girls parents have agreed that they must remonetrsto with her on some minor hacksllding, - Mother-I can't speak to her-Ion must do it. wFsther-dtlo, you must. Dash ll. she isn't tho cooki-Punch.

, BTOPPI9 Well, ru be diiiiimcd, said the brook

when the (at woman broke throusll the hridgc. CORRECT. The ecrgesnt was taking thc rc-

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cruits’ squad.

"For the last time." "what is fortification?" _ The recruits stood fast to n man.

Stridlng up to the most intelligent looking of the lot, thc N. C. 0. l]:- pcatcd his question.

"Two twcntificutions, sir!" cumc the swift rcply-Tit-Iiits, London.

he howled,

Sambo: You ain't ‘gut no sense at iil ltastus.

Rsstiis: Den, what's mine fori

Sambo: Dot't no head, nigger. Dut's Jus‘ a button on top 0' yo body ‘to

dis head u’

, ._.. was puzzled. "lie iii tl1 iitll. 1 . . - , , . ~ . . , . keep ‘My ,piiic from uurovsllin’ lbm l. expect m open u jewoiieifls shop lowered his gun, m" rm!“ cmroiiilii‘ lfi'l‘ili€ other cud. of tiWylllllliili. _ ‘ ltiiined nmnif n, lhilpning tn tin. ninir iii place of l1lt!'Ol‘(1llliii'_\'Bi~ii\6 Wm lllpr‘lunp mo J05.“ m“, “ivmu ‘EAIJZED T"! MEA." a i" "m, vhqnny 1M" on]. I s": HI “which one i“ mmdmui," he nflkvd M,“ M“ uni irmlllhltir £1,111! Enmlmliliti; ‘ iiii; it glut ‘ilii-‘iiiiiiiliiia-lls was lli|- Jnugiituruufltlict llllliiitiilfitt mild ntlonlpt; “liiizmillglfitilri-(lt i111‘ tthytliuliiiglwiiip; n“, 1",,“ m. m1, , i 1 - ,l h _ii _ n I . Il\\ll\([1|_ ‘,1. has \,,,.- “nmhpl- dtlg..lllg o i vlo l, so o tipcil , Ii u so.‘ _ . _ i . . - o 1i (I ‘VH _ _ _ _ i (NOW ‘"1133 “ ffyefeaza°ff“s,f,flf,hed open a jeweb "u", Pr,‘ To IT 1W1?“ I 1 I l k ignllliiiii, nnd as i1n- (',,,,,,,1,,i11 “Ipofgihliwiiilllti. I would not for n liiniiii-iit four illtlic flnt. gold boxes, cilcli alinut Fmlnfi,“ tglnllyuaavrul‘ ‘mm mm" t" ' u -' . (1 sorm llit ii cll off, ulid 1 <-1 11,, 1,- ;,1 1-,; 11- 1| ir-t-iid that my il1i'i1l‘\'lll1i')IlS lnivo 1111‘ szo of a pt-iiiiy and ntiiviii-il to - _ ‘ _ v _. __ The fact that George Bernard Shaw; Flugelligrglldlfigmfngflvflglltlegvnhgzngclglzlg“ D l"! t H H ) c I‘ lilllfulllfilillll the iilglit tin,- rumbling of Iv’,fii:-f,,.,l,,,,:;";,f,,ll‘ krrililglii1_iiii1lt sxqsi; "'"‘v‘ “Helium. ilvvllfiltvh. liiit I think Milanese gold chain. The boxes C0il< ‘Q1111? 1111111imldin:tram-pits. 799111111?‘ 991911711193 m" WW5“ '3' ' . on’ " m" y 0 15c" 91111111 ~31 l 1111' slW-uiiis that fi-d the A0111. -l'-l I-l t 11>" i 1' l1 all i iilvc sufflcii-iiliv wt-‘ii oliscrvoil tin.- lillii n silppl)‘ of powder rouge and , l i H‘ l‘ ‘ u human, ‘can! a “my Conn-uh,“ 1-1 11111111. 111-11 1J0 Fill! 1101011113’ you assist lilc, sir, to ll trifle‘! I'||i ii "lliiiti 1H‘, ilCiifii for iiiaiiy lllllcs. Whcnlxi-rliiit‘ ridge: 1111.‘: 11'|‘§y1:1:1<)f_|()|:g illlllflillflfia‘ lo lic iilili- to offcr soliii- op- 11|1'111ll‘1<. ilii- fourth coulniiiiiii: il'1m.i< ‘lflwlllvril, ‘r m“ , l _ _ I _ Mm- , l “h! The nvluwr-s wuc in stung‘. Stuart-lg; i; gltdlfllllgl.‘ lillid 15,000 llili- tiii- iuorning liroiiia oii tiii- gray crests ynnnfl Loci, Alt-p, i,,i,,,,,, m, 11,11, 0,1,1 suhjppp ippprp ,,,-,- iltjl‘ putt‘ iillli lnirror. The new nidiit- ‘HON; Inmhzfvy " “m Wmlm" it H; 1,5,1: been 1,“; ggfl by g gh- , L 0 0. 1 ‘ . ui-iiri)‘. liit‘ sky was i-itritr. illid itctok-i g1 C1311, t‘; i -]1 11 i 1' 1'1; Q uianv tiiiiigs wliicli illiikd nit-ii iiingh dot-s away willi lleccssity for n Din-iv‘ .. _ ' _ _. . brow" Hnmastsiid hostess Jiito being “gr” '12:; ‘gzjyémgsyagfihdgzgxce! , """l;""""'~-‘1l‘ 11111111111511! 11111-111 ls "Fri i1 sol-d spriiii; iiiiy. Thu cutiiitry-.l.ociir Awo, lilll4il“f|411i)l‘llil1l' all tiiculliiiiizi» similar lll11'"l11'1l1lll41.\'. ililli yl-t low» 111v 1111i! 111111 um t-"wlly be 1111l1i1911 "11 1flirli111~lil1il1tround w“ mm ‘mum’; present at her musical party. where your ouie s t! had ll lii-iliikglcil limk and the t‘ Arrvii," w: - iil l 1\'ll1l1L'll iiiirliiiess; 'l‘hi-rc lll'(1 iiiiiiii- and oil‘. - . ‘ . < . -. . . ‘he anon-i of (he evenmg w“ a you"; . i191‘ 1111111381111 110W11 111111 0111- goutllitful lliiftyTi-Alifillrliiil. ground Wilt-l soildi-ii. but a liriglit still Fqjliglil, Li], 11,,1,.‘,.1,:£..1!f,,,-"r,w:,::\€ rX-ofle-Z,“ diiings at \\'1lit‘ll li|l'\' botli liiuizli i-iili- u,.“r',_',l.,_,'i,',“,ff2m“ n" “rude” ‘Mm: violinist whose efforts gave more pain —-“' 1'11 91111111 141111 11K 11111 l1 CHDiK-rl 1011011 1111 111" Hut-iit‘ wiicii he soured‘ 11c mil-i sup, .-.1 1 1, .. 1,11. i‘ fll‘ for tlii- hilllllt: i-viisoii or for iiiffcr~| {om- , ‘ . ' _ _ _ 1115.11 1119mm" 19.1119 11511911111911 K119111111» UIVILIZED. b—kllotr}v;' do) you ovcr cxpcct to gct 1112b ciioiigli lo (‘IISI his rays on thr» M11119 “111, 1|,,.“11\,,l “1-,,l,-“,:,.“-:, 11.11‘ 1,11,: out reasons: and ‘tlit-rc ill“i‘, lIi1ll‘i'1 {m}: 113,1- Hkilialfnuu“ d1.“ blow’ N”) After a long period u torture tho _ '» _ . 110' "o. 1111"" 111111111111! » 'i‘lit- iiii-iiiviiiit took i th hai fl“1'*i ' 4'- H‘) ' i ~ filings ivlilt-li llltlkt‘ ii woiiiiiii iiliilfh‘ 1111531151115 EVENIATI WIMP. - . ' , .. . hogan hung,’ w shuw- and naked white-lists: ‘hili;t‘i;::;'i‘\]gti\;0r ‘Igtiiiiflll: illilfxlyaiililillilllillg tiia pcii- lLillfltlfly Iirciikfasi. iiiid ilicii foiiiid.‘\1ic1‘i1-nius i-iiiliililicili.‘ llifliciim Sii-ulrliliulzi. hmmj.‘ h", Mn“: "H," |,,,,k1,,g “pm, myfiiallill 1111111111 ~1 1n\1l1l'-1111.l dull volu- rapturously: "Well. air. Shaw what _ _ - YI.\ — vc . oii't to better than as ii- said. “ilii- lii-iid of tiic r nd t b i i! i,‘ -- , ‘.1 | i |1\‘(\|_ ' ‘ Ali i-i-i-iiiiig wriip su cnist il-d iltti I ~ ' . , . , . . do you think u! my dlacoverY'-’:' ‘nmuy 1111s- 1111- 1 1'11"“ 1'11 1111's -l<i Milk. ‘drain!’ linking illlllilfl with \\'i<(i)o\v irvcevzrail oligmliii“1111iiiziiitiiwuvi‘Harris-ii- Ur()l‘ll0"lll'1l,’1lli (nii-iii: tiii- psi-toriiiiiiii-t- ii i-i-i-iiti-d iii.» siilloilril‘: ‘it liiiliiif .-“m. "Mk" "mmuu" ‘""""““” “ml “i “m! Mm n 117°“ caemhmuce 1° 18"?" ghlqmrhcy civilized lam‘ \1'11l1lll~'l111 ill lhc dour, lii- said, Intervals iifiltivlili.'ill1'§#l1l\‘Ki'i'N “with oi’ 1l'i'ill'(‘l'., l llcard .\lr. IIuntii-l‘ lriiiuklo iii-tivoi-ii lilo iirms niid kiiei- uinko wono lml i Paderowshl." replied Shaw, 111151;“! how ("d they 1° than" - A Goon Tulsa‘ uihngLlkw“ my km“ "111 “imld- 1 news to hiwwito. Altogctlit-r lic si-iit Wright, wilon told flint pron ii worm of iittriii-li-il fnsliiin, {iiliou>,.,._,,_ H j IIHHJUSMHI ' "' " 1'1"‘ "'1" The hostess was puzzled for n moln- 1 ' i_ 111111 l’ m‘ your collage inst iiiiziil, for f 1 1-‘ - - 1 . rn-lv-l i will tiirii, ri-piv:—“\\‘iiiit‘s liil‘ good of liilliit‘ in ricli ciii-siiiit-iiiieii volvct. iiii-I ‘ eat. and tlicn answered correctly. thxazrmhstmfglln %'o!‘l_;“:fk;1?h,,m|“g‘i ‘A: 11195111101101. 111111111! 1.2111111 iuvk 1H1I1I1W1VI llllit ii‘ Sully .\l'li‘ni'i:iiiv- was |‘l|l1lllt)'.l|r1‘14' 1lllt'll"1i(lilit(fillli1l‘.l . \\'(Il'lil liiriiiiig‘! li's tiic siiuio oii i-il with u high "storiii" collar iiiid has’ Will “pup”, “Dumpling vmum Vt "Oh. but Paderewski is not a vlu- - wa proverbial, went to iiillucr with 14 1111'" 1 Wflliill not iio l1l'll11'i1 ilipf lils lncsuviiizi-rs iiiigiii liuvi- iil‘('|l iii-iii shit-s." livrtui Willi ln-lgi- fox fur, it is filiisii- (‘iiii I lining." n n and g n s "his, the stsnographer. says lier-‘rvfnsetifi-le-liingf" i§§u;13;,,e:fifii"°115' lllicrc ¥:\|]|;1‘l'l"i'(l€‘1'||l1r|‘]ll|']| |1(1‘f iiiniso. Hooii~i>,\'v'.sliiln on tiic wily lioiiii- or imvk io l'i-l-_I 'l‘lii,~i just l‘iliilll'|i as ‘lllll('il‘1:|\ll.;1tl14'i” fll vi-itii a high "sroriii" voila rand has I u V _ _ xat: y, nnsw . . . h“ of n dhqmdat is a woman “m” ma“ Md to h! n i t . apt on 0” .t~k_ V iosi words iii- dwrii-tl tinting, lint it 1 i i liiui l think mon,: “illllPll as it diii lill ll is on; onils oi goidi-ii liiulo rllilioil \\ iii ii-‘id in daily f ii “ilillp uilli " ' - ~ \li'/.'/.l'4 o < ‘ ‘ ‘ ' 1 c o ' " 110W gl-E KIWEW’ “"11 117111111‘ 11 111111’! 119119" $11M 9111‘ pose Ewith vourmlufigic 2231132111111 mp1 north“ “H, a tmvk “mt ""1 l" 1111‘ that none iil all social-ii to iiilYi‘ arrive tiii- sort of lost \\'|li('1l ill-ponds for iis hanging ilowii. 'tlu- linrk. lilc livilll.’ ('11P11ll.—EX- . ~ - - . ' gum - _._ ‘ thinks ho kuilfiWl u 10¢ 1101111 111111 11° 1110K. you've pulled nff any amount of Widow hVDtiiigdii iookuii uftoi- hiin i

milled up to the visitor. and, gazing, intently at.‘ her from ‘one sido and than; another side. said.

"Oh. dear, but aren't you ugly?"

Ber mother was horrified, ,\ anti‘ sought to tindn the mischief as well‘ u aha could." Why, Laura," she said.| "whet do you mesh?"

~ jllrlgthtenedi, Iialurs. gltaminerad, 1i it; in the other case I save it."

only meant it for s Joke." . .-Whlch would have been as fortun- ll-e an escape as could be hoped for.

but her mother dashed disnstrously ’

onward.

' "Well. it would have been s much better leks If you had said. "How Netty you are!" -‘ -

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Advise Women to adopticw method and retain fresh‘

nus this way; true pair tecdoairiiacardalikctltau

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Mrs. Holbsrt sells rattlesnake lliins at her Arisona home. Every shin she has for Isle hll M911 1111911 ""1 ‘"1911 by her own hands. When asked-by. B curious naliirhltol’ 119W 1mm‘ mo“! Bil! uiiii iii-iii this slim-r from 11" 1"- cullar ‘business, she s r9911"! 111 111" thallium"! can't II! eaactly. All I kiiow is that it I caflnlllfll" ""11"," tviuts, tam-i, foufl. 111w- 01" I111. there la ialvvayponc dollar left overs

"But u I count 1t 11v 11"“ $1.11" 1' none left uvar. Still the alnountis the. suisusic I ‘ttlllltl 11111111111‘ 111'°"111'“1'-‘-

That rspiy is rather hiird on hirs- (‘urioll y.

(‘an you answer her question simpler lashionl.

nounut lira/lama.

lnxa

l-‘lat Lsdy-"Offlcer, can you see 111B across the street?’

orritcr-“asrarrii. lady. 01 H111 I" you u mile away." '

_____ - rns INTEIIYRETATION.

trying to give her

A teacher wls the word

pupils an illustration of

"pet-severance." , "What is 11." 811B asked. "that carries a man nlonB rough roads and ul! hills lhfl d0"!

through jungles and swamps and rag- iult torrents?" _

There was a silence emf then Tom- my. whose father was a motor dealer. spoke up: "Please, miss)‘, “there ain't no such car.’ fl,

.ASLEI_1JP IN SPOTS.

Mathew-Is daddy asleep Betty-ores mother, all but his nose.

TRUE ECONOMY.

A Rcntsmiin had been promised a present of a new hat.

Before it tms bought the donor call- ed tu ask "Would you rather have‘a felt or n straw ‘lint, McPherson?"

"Well," said the lather. "I thliik I'll tnks a straw one. Maybe it will be ii mouthful for the coo when ‘I'm done wi’ it." . '

A TRIED‘ BUT NOT A LIA".

Police Sergeunt-"Did you notice any suspicious characters about the neighborhood?"

New Policeman "l saw one mon, an’ I asked him wot he w... doiii‘ there at that time o‘ night. Sea he:

"I have no business here just now.

To his surprise sin, bcciitnc nnRIy.

"lint you sometimes go out to lunch with inrii who arc our friends." protested the husband, "and I don't object. Wh t is thi- difference be‘ tween the t o cases?"

"The iliffvrencc." snapped the Willi. “is in the hill. in olfla case you pay

’ CHANGED rrzablaus

Tolnmws first school report. which "Trying."

was 1irumisiiig, road.

The second teriu's report rnisediiirc Q0 talk of. Mayfair. '_l‘h<:_v iirc tcuantry forcgathcrcil from iill pnrlu his parents‘ hopes by statliig."‘Stlll fashioned of golden tissui» with ii rur- of Loch AWIY! wido timllnins, \\'1,1|,. "flail." ilously, iucshed surface. 'liio long hundreds from the hiacCorqnorliiii- cs-

Thc next report, however, dashed trousers fit closely to Miss (‘nope-rs tiites contributed to uiuke up ii sccniii iil] hopes to thc ground. It rend. ankles while tile-juniper is iieiii iii by of the usual medieval splendour. “mm w“ gndng," ii deep closely swiithcd hip sash which Pipers iii their gay ntlli-u strum-q

ls kiluttcd iu front. nii lhe lawn, anti hert- nnd titer,» “T”. lllflllllll of mcn discussing tlii- perfor- wug? Dayton bankers have found a fcd- uiiince of each pinyei- (n, 11,0 '1~,,,,,-|_-,.1i, cral law which providcs $500 fliic iiiid iuiil (‘runladh parts of n piliroi-li. “M11114 .\‘t1\l._ slit months ililprisoiilhciit fol‘ lssu- Tin-rt.- wcrc tits best of Cilillllllhllk

“Jones. ‘the cuplaiii

matey.

Watcher blii doin’? -

"It's tha dog!" ejaculated llrlvaic Jones, as he made ready to appcilr before his superior officer.

"Jones." said that worthy. "1111" gentleman complains that you huvc killed his dog."

"A dastardly trick." warmly liiicr- rupted the owner of the dog, “to liill a defencelese animal!"

"Not much defeliceless dchlmed in the private healedly. bit pretty freely into my leg while I

about it." “iit:

he said, ‘ M

While paslng tip-on $18108 Queen Marie oi gflltltxebélthe Sioux Indian

i oux tr be-Ph g head-dress of the Sioux? o ‘hows

9h North

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Dakota on hei- tou

sarlsvncrouv.

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that you should have aircepledxrliilliiécd Nearly awry 1111-1" 8111 liils refused m.

Second llitto-'1‘1,,,g Sui,“ u“... u“ won't have s0 1111111)’ rrllliiiisi-t-iics about illl oid swt-vtlii-nrt of‘ his,

THE Tlllt

VG POINT.

‘ Customer-Heir is it that I have

Private Lunii

l Frilnk, ('|Ii'lI'1(‘fl, Will, and Al-ncqnir.

Till’) liTffllEN BROTJIIERH

=1 r\1"I1g tiic Kansas-Oklahoma bordi-r \ whcrc slrnigllt shooting always has liccn more or icss nii accoutpllshllioilt

"'1 111"" "liututiuii by shooting at

Slic prcpiirod ii licd for iiiin

--. "Yes, said the talkative uisn in the does. _ igooll things lately?" Iii iiiiiazciiii-iit. iiiiiii hi: li1$li|i[It‘ill‘l‘lI JIIIWIIY carriage. “there's nothing like --—— . With a twinkle in his cyc the stock- 1Jt‘1liilti ii liiil, having your bcdroolu doors and your WORDS WITHOUT MUSIC .brokcr rcpilod-“I picked up a good "Willy _\1'i<',,,~1,,,,,._~ numwod “w window!’ Oprii at niklIt-fllhlillilltfliy ‘filing rccontly. It stood iit 44 \§’ili‘|l uldow to 1K! iii-if iis siic ciili-rt-d 1ll'i' nothing. iGrest advantage I have '.‘W-= may live without P1113115’. music I discovered it, and last ivcck it little house, "how iii tiic gri-iil. world fonnd it many ii tithe." , M‘ 11ft. touched 73," will‘ lic bc knowing my 1111111, 1,, ,,|, r1551" gnld the other gentleman. “i We may live without coneiencc andi "Good heavens! What was it?" ut nii. ffiicso vumidcring liariis will suppose your s medical man, niid live without heart. somebody shouted. know everybody. but tha-l was ii 11,... speak from experience." We l‘ilfl\' live without ffifilltlh-JVP "A thermometer," siiiii thc sloi~lr~ thiit was iikc ii fat-c iiiiit i saw IU'lil\' WNQ," ulid the first man, as he lift< lllfl\' live ivlthoiit Wihoiis. broker. ii time." ‘ ' ed his bag and prepared to alight at But civilized nian cuunut llvu with- 1,, 11,01“, Um. m,“ wvhenovcr “w”, 1 it station. "I'm not a. lntldicnl man. nut cooks. ‘It's easy to pit-k out iiio woiiii-ii was ll feast, _ci~ipcciilllv ll \\'|\[|1]i|1|_Y In 1110!. 591W!!!“ 011159111911. 111 51-3191- --—- who are not Nun’ Yorkers," said il 1911141. tiic wandering ‘bards ill 11Il4i confidence. I'm a hurlillfl" “TINT REALLY IATTERED. Park Row llcwshoy. "i‘llc_\"rc lilo oncs 11ml‘. ulid iit tiic linle to which this Thea he 011011911 1110 carriage door, who lll!\'i'l" iilitici- when they're ivaiic- story belongs, tiic pest of tiic High. and vanished. An Irishman. married to a Srotswo- lng on tiic sidcwiilk gratings oi‘ tho 111111111. wcrc ihcrc iii flocks. \\'lii-ii lilaii. look-n woman friend of the folii- subway wntilulor shafts, \\'licii ii Widow llrimugilifs [Ifou-g“ gain,“ PUTTING HEB F001‘ IN ll‘. lly out to lunch. Knowing that his trnin comes iiioiig uiidcrgrtiiiiid ‘tho lilo licights that ovcrioukoti tiic sdiii- A clergyman and his wife wera vis- wjfu was tint of s jealous disposition, draft it makes ltlows skirts, bro fortress of (‘.iioi~(‘iiiiirii. tiic fi-stiv» lied by a psrlshloner. The clergy ‘he mentioned the matter to her when Isolation of new Yorkers froiu ilios iviire iilrciirly in |,,-n;_-,-@_..,._ 1, “m, man's small daughter. 881111 111110.01:- onrnc honic. iieighiwl‘! W110 ill)’ 1Iili1 imrsoiiai uf- ii bountiful spring iiny, A “Yum, m,“

fairs affords lil-‘Ill ii usrluip frei-doin of which iili cituinplo was noticed on ii Sunday in a section of Manhattan where small ext-lush‘ shops‘ ore nulli- crous. Tile following unto was pasted on,'the dorr: -

"Ilear-nlifs‘ about 2 rfuitivk now and cnn’t wait any louiwr. What do by one one-hill! hour ulid tllcil not showind uo.—-" 1

_ , GOLD TINSITIG PA-IAMAN.

Gladys Cooper's iicw izoidoii pajiliiiiis

ancc of a check of it-us thiiii $1.

“GASBARETS” run Yiiilii BDWELS IF iiunlcu, su

To-night!‘ Oiesn our bowels

Anchor ‘ dvl _ a t . i .- "~ vromenarsnzbsracla‘; the oictie: 17301121‘ iilaivnulilm-‘l’! y m m m‘ and 11nd lhad“ “i Odds’ x “sanitary "d" f" n n" ‘moose lei" answered the owner 89m- Btomaoh nllltflnlaataaaoartalatyvvithpzxi‘ W ~ 1*" 1=-~1==~ " " ‘ er. “a -;..":".:. .1221‘: "rats. so i io-iii» im-

Siltcl’ froelfio 4| Ill-timed lsl “tha, M“ o; you, “flay! Put asidc-‘uat once-the Salts, w“ mam ‘hunger resin a: "Why didn't tic ma, ms with his £1,111}.C=11°1lQ11‘Oiégltliillllssgggag’;

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‘mum bgnu-l ‘U! “Ihfpflll i tail? askatl Private Jones humbly. thrash the owe“. but dig not the!“

It la called “KOTEX.” Ends tiic

security of the old~time nutter‘ 1 d. Illvstimosasatorheatl An y.‘ ti: AL

fur of oi- ‘ As easily sinus-onus sou

i’?

of than: No laundry. No em

h.»

110W IT HAPPENED.

"Hard work!" Johanna anorzeitli. aft‘- =r_a particularly heavy ay a e o - rice. "Don't talk in me. What do ran know about it!" ,

llmith, who didn't go to an office smiled.

"Well, I [uses I know something." ‘is aa’ld gently‘. n"8iace If got rpathil morn iig, or ,n lace ‘v! all "II a linoleum, laid this; clrpetl. papar- twh mafia,‘ find a fire-grate. p e

“Great seottl" Iohson began to new compassionate-sympathetic. unrllsndsdwbaair,’ Blllifihiftllt ‘m; ‘iaotvvo sseta evnse "nodal: ‘moved I a $11120. a“, alde- Mia ,1 and ung nae scares 1",Poor old thlpl‘; “sagas Johns. _"Wha It your w ma e you "Ne, lay little girl dldi" said Isiah IIGWYIIII- "Y0! 000i NI] It I s aw doll‘: lease mt aisltl”

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nughly cleanse, freshen and purify these drainage organs, and have n0 sleet whatever upon the liver and

stomach. ' Keep nr "insides" plum and fresh with eostbtl, vvllic bhoroughlly alssnao the stomach, ran-love tho and - ted, sour food and foul gases. him b0 excess bile [from lie llvcr and carry out of the syste all the con- stipated waste matter hair-poisons in the bowels. i‘

A Csscsret to-nlg t will make you feel great by morning. They _w0ri¢ while you sleep-nev gripe. siciwll. and cost oni l0 can a. box-r from your aw! . Millions of men and women e a Oasearet now and then and never have Headache, Billousrioss, Beverefiqlda Iatdoxlig“ 501N310!!- loll o‘! ooimipi 0 . cit-mu holes, in wllouaholdt Jwt eve-to“ than.‘

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flooded thc valley, (‘mixing tiic iciivcs from their buds on waiving liriiiivlics, with his shafts scintiliited on the still bossoul of Loch Awe, Suture ed to associate herself with the - arctic round about tiic old t-ilstic. ivhosu vcry foundations impiiig.» oii lilo loch which mirrored its tiirrcls llllii bastions. The grey old pliv looked picturesque iii its \\'(][](l(\rl'u| soiling of iiinntuiiis, strolling, 1,11,; woods whom tllc lcavos wcrs iicgiit- 111118 l" Vcell- Streamers floiitcd iii tiic breeze everywhere. 'I‘lie (fiiiiipticll

ilipors niid also tiic very iicsi pl‘ llllfiillfflllodnlo players. 'I‘liuri\ \\'I‘i'l' dlsputcu among tho crowds oi‘ (‘a|ii|.. iiciis iiiiil hlui-Pnrquoilaics, iiiid ililli It not iii-cu for the cilstoiii of slieiilliiiii: ilnitkors lo lhe tables. \V1li‘l\ l'1\'lli clans mot ilt n banquet, many a dirk iroiiiii fliid ii snftcr shciilii.

Tho grout: host of gucsis rcgiili-ii tlicmseivci-i at groaning iiiliicii, iiiid 'ill,‘ll rr-tircd to dance ill tiic liilrii, till '11" priest rnini- from Arilcliiiildii iii tic tiic iiinrringc knot. Then tlii- loiiiliiiifs ilnd also lliu \Vi'lll11l‘i‘lli|_’ biirils who lncnlltinln hilt] bccii rci-liuit’ off their compositions to ndliiiriiii: crowds in the old way, out ‘ iloivii lu iiililcs which, after tile first illliii-lt, resembled ii stricken illlfiil! fit-iii.

'.l‘hc_v nii- and drnnlt. iiiiil were llll‘i‘~ ry with song and story and iivi-ly “puirt n liout. Thu "cancll," llllllil‘ liy tha. household craftsman from tiic yi-iva of‘ linvli Awe, wont round willi- olll alinl, ulid tlu- liiiulc-brewoil lllv fiiiinicd ovcrthe brim. Thcre was oiic

R.‘ F. llliifsv Fulton Market, New York, wants Smelts on con- ‘signment.

For steitcils write

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