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1. DOWN UNDER. .Men at Work

2. NEW WORLD MAN..Rush

3. HEART A'I'I‘ACK. .Olivia Newton-Jenn

. HOLD ON..Santana

. BLUE EYES..Elton John

. THE IOOK OF DOVE..ABC

. ATHENA..Who

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'8. I WILL ALWAYSIU3VE

-,-:.YOU. .Dolly Parton

9. JACK & TIANE..JOhn Cougar.

lO.HARD TO SAY I'M SORRY.. Chicago

I'll.EYE OF THE TIGER..

Survivor

'3 . 12.EYE IN THE SKY..Alan

Parsons Project

5.: l3.DON'T FIGHT IT. .

Kenny Loggins

14 .HEARTLIGHT. .Neil

Diamond

'4 15.YOU SHOULD HEAR HOW

SHE TALKS ABOUT YOU.. Melissa Manchester

l6.SOMEBODY'S BABY. .

Jackson Browne

‘l7.START TELLIN' THE

TRUTH..Tbronto l8.ABRACADABRA..Steve Miller

19. I KEEP FORGETI‘IN' . .

Micheal McDonald

20.DO YOU WANNA 'IOUCH ME..

Joan J ett

v; 21.I'M GONNA HIRE A .

David Frizzell 22.GDDRIA..:aur3 Branigan 23.VOYEUR..Kim Carnes

’ 24.THE ONE YOU LOVE..

Glenn Frey

A, 25.PRESSURE. .Billy Joel

26.GYPSY..Fleetwood Mac

27.8TEPPIN'OUT. .Joe

Jackson 28.DA' DA DA.".Trio I 29.UP WHERE WE, BELONG. . Joe Cocker&Jennifer Warnes

30.1mm IS IN comrng

Donna Sumner >

31.DON'T IT MAKE YA FEET...

Headpins

32.BURNING DOWN ONE SIDE..

i-‘_{ 35.NEVER BEEN IN ENE" ~'

Robert Plant

’33.HEY OPERATOR..Coney

Hatch 34.0PEN YOUR EYES..Lords Of The New Church

Randy Meisner

36.1 NEED YOU..Pau1

Carrack

‘ 37.STAND OR FALL..Fixx

38.HURTS SO GOOD..John Cougar

" ‘ 39.ElVDI‘IONS IN WI‘ION..

Billy Squire

j 40.WHATCHA GONNA DO..

Chiliwaek .

THE KLEENER”S KLOSET Ed Orlowski--Duffy

The life of a mop can be very dull, well, as dull as an unsharpened knife. it would be the advan- tage of every mop on cam- pus to explore the what- goesson, on the floor

g and in the halls of En- gineering, they's have a jolly good mopping time of it, but, their vocabulary might change a bit, that's expected though, in the halls of' higher learnings.

Mopette, the two Billy brushes, and Long Blue (Long Blue is the ratty looking blue-handled general purpose, all- splash no lip wringer kisser type mop that just ’sits in the hall at times) were all standing in the hall peek-a-boo, hide- and-go-seek alcove, talk- ing about grubbie things that mops talk about on first floor Duffy (home base of the Engin- eers ball game). When all of the mop handles just stood on end with. Open jawel clamps. Mopette said “what have we here!“ “ldon't knowl" the Billy brush twins said simultaniously. Oh boy! look out when Long Blue starts humming, he's unpredictable (long Blues the ratty looking blue- handled general purpose all splash no lip ’ wringer kisser type mop that just sits in the hall at times) Blue said....”|ts half a pepsi bottle cut length wise, and its rolling down the wheelchair

it to the Enginners Long Blue, they can do anything! The mops were all a hairy gasp (with a little sand thrown in too), as the bottle did a staggering unbelievable feat.....

as the bottle gained mo- mentum, it rolled right between the Billy Brush brothers, who were in utter dis-belief of what they were seeing, and as the bottle butted against the rolled edge of the terazza floor, a bell‘ like tinkle could be heard, it came to a come? plete standstill here, and then, as if someone gave it a nudge, which start- led Long Blue (Long

'Blue is the ratty looking

blue handled general pur- pose all splash no lip, wringer kisser type mop that just sits in the hall at times), and

made him arch the whip- tletts of his eye (this seldom if ever happens), the silly half pepsi bottle that was cut in half, length-wise,start- ed to roll towards the wheelchair ramp again;

_when it_got to the ramp

proper, it. gaveawl i ttle hUmpy-jump, and Started up the ramp again, all the engineers at the

top of the ramp all started cheering, and the bottle went right to the top of the ramp all by itself. You could see

on their faces that they

\ were just as surprised as

we were, and the clincher was when all the Engineers cleared an allignment all the way to the door,_and L the half pepsi bottlel that was cut lengthwise, made a funny buzzing

sound and the door Opened

vans

‘athe direction of the

Robertson Library. The conversation_which the mops and mopheads had could'nt be heard”bes caurse of all the cheering of the Engineers, but it was as clear as the janitor's bucket of water that those Engineers

had done it again, they had done almost the im- possible,and We in the mOpping business-saw it with our own arched

eyes of our singing whip- letts. ‘Long Blge (long Blue is the ratty look- ing blue handled gen- eral purpose all‘splash no lip, wringer kisser type mop that just sits in the hall at times) said to mopette. “Now!, I believe in the story of the ‘little Ginger- Bread Man”.

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their Iﬁtétior DeQOratjng course

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—A oer‘iz'in Emmett C has

had the "Hops" lately.

—Runors are Blanchard's Pnez is dressing up as a

"Red" Hicky for Halloween

-Elajne finally scored I :

an(iliPWioeai: that. 1 . ‘Sqne sort of,;Ma1e.' , » Massage Parlor opened in ,APartment 315.». r” “‘ ' —Mo's car got “rejected” at A&W too. ' g _ -Janet B _has me! _,vvtiedvx up lately. ~ . ~ . -Fall FEst could bring . out the "seal" in people. . .right Brent's? .. ‘SPaz the 2nd inhabits v4: 210 Blanchard. ’ ~ “’ .3 -Spaz #1 has a long-list for, Clo-ed possibilities.

I? had a birthday; .

rgnpil' all by itself, it met ; . ,gﬁpnst- ." Leave outside. and over in “ '7tf —'- _ — I > V— I - 'ZEV "' ‘ Blanchard Expo‘ ' ° ’”' ‘ ~ " ' " ' n _ 5111011? yesterday, a 4‘ ._,

-Pay 'IV'invades Blade? rd .- ‘George L.“ 1was seenitkﬁlai ting lung'waxts,s mae:: I Hall 25 r Fancy_RejectsﬁR§treat.s ”;

'-Nancy K Stands ﬁOr the

National "'Antl'my" . :5 “in-20?

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date to the Oo-édt’*i*li*7

-JOey K is ithhe ?.vl?J.sn record book for: the smallest; _ ’ ' .2;

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