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Dear Aunt Pius,

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OCT. 89

Why do I over exert at pubs on Thursday only to pay for it on Fri. I think I have a drinking problem. Do I? I wake up wearing a bra and nylons. This would be fine but I’m of the male gender.

Help! -S.C. Dear S.C.,

Counselling is highly recommended in this situation but hey if the shoe fits go with it. Allow your emotions to flow. Perhaps alco- hol is just your excuse. Ditch the booze and be all that you can be.

Dear A.P.,

I can’t study and with mid-terms on the horizon I don’t know what to do. My good buddy David Wilcox is coming and I have 2 mid-terms that week. Help me see the light.

— Confused Well confused,

If Dave wants to go uptown to lay some pipe on his riverboat fantasy go with it I mean who is the to say maybe our sweet sym-

pathetic profs will reconsider. A.P. Dear A.P.,

I have two guys after my bod. I mean what am I supposed to do. I know I’m hot! but I don’t want people to think I’m loose. Should I go with the flow or seek prof help?

-D.C. Dear D.C.

Feel free to bop as many boys as you can but please remember AIDS is an epidemic. by the way what’s your phone number?

A.P.

Joke

Three men died and went to heaven. When they arrived at heaven’s gates, Saint Peter asked the first man if he had been faith- ful to his wife. the man broke down and admitted he had two affairs during his marriage. Saint Peter allowed him only a small compact car to drive while he was in heaven.

Saint Peter asked the second man if he had been faithful to his wife.

He admitted to one af- fair. Saint Peter gave the man a medium-sized car to drive.

Whe the third man was ques- tioed about his loyalty to his wife, heassured Saint Peter that he had ever strayed. Saint Peter awarded the man a luxury car.

A week later the three men all stopped at the sam red light. The ma drivig the luxury car was cry- ing. They asked him what could

possibly be the matter — after all, he was driving a luxury car.

NOTES!!!

A Business Society bulletin board is now located on the sec- ond floor of Kelley Bldg beside the water fountain. Make sure to check this board regularly for news on upcoming events, inter- view dates, and other useful in- formation.

ATTENTION FRESHMEN. There will be a freshmen class meeting in November. Dean Robert O’Rourke will address the freshmen class on several very im- portant issues. Other professors and the Business Society will also be making short presentations. The information presented at this session will be imperative for new students to the business program. Watch this page for further de- tails.

BUSINESS SOCIETY OF- FICE HOURS. For your conve- nience, a representative will be in the Business Society office to dis- cuss absolutely anything with any Business Society Member (With the exception of POLICY.) Ef- fective October 24, the following hours will see an executive mem- ber slaving away in the office:

Monday 7 - 10 p.m. Pius Walker

Tuesday 7 - 10 p.m. Pam Williams

Wednesday 7 - 10 p.m. Dawn Corrigan

Thursday 7 - 10 p.m. Scott Campbell (7 - 9 on a good pub night)

You can also usually find someone in the office most week- days from 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Our telephone number is 566 -0407 and we are located on third floor Kelley Building.

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“] just passed my wife,” he told them, “and she was on @ skateboard.”

=> Thursday, October 26, 1989

Office Hours

Open most days about 9 or 10 occasionally as early as 7, but some days as late as 12 or 1.

We close about 5:30 or 6. Oc- casionally about 4 or 5, but some- times as late as 11 or 12. some days or afternoons we aren’t here at all, and lately I’ve been here just about all the time, except when I’m someplace else, but I should be here then too!

INTRAMURAL HOCKEY TEAM

Hey, guys! Have you signed up for the Business Society Intra- mural Hockey Team? If yes, then please pay $5 to the Businsess Society office and sign the origi- nal entry form at the office. We have to have our team list into the athletic department at the end of next week. If you have any questions contact Lowell Sherry (team captain) or Scott Campbell at 566-0407.

POLICY!!!!! Are you hav- ing fun yet?7!!?? If so, then you have already lost your sanity. It’s almost over and the parties be- gin. There will be a serious party at the Panther Lounge once this madness is over.

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BOWL FOR BOTTLES

Our next exciting and chal- lenging event is the Business So- ciety Annual Bowling Tourna- ment!!! (are you excited yet?) Labatt’s is sponsoring this tour- nament which begins at 4:00 p-m. at the Silverado Bowling Lanes (spectators welcome; and the BAR is open) There will be a private party at Myron’s from 6 - 9 with a terrific video of the bowling stars.(do we sense a bit of sarcasm?) Each card carrying Business Society member will re- ceive two complimentary bever- ages (Yes, there is a use for those cards!) Snacks will also be pro- vided for those people who built up such an appetite. No cover charge will be asked for those who wish to stay at Myron’s for the evening. (Sorry, I-D.’s will be required) So remember, come to bowl, come to watch, or just come to party on November 3!!!!!!

SUGGESTION BOX

If you would like to make any suggestions, comments, or com- plaints to the Business Society, write them down and drop them into our new suggestion box. It is located just outside our office on the 3rd floor of Kelley Building. Anything submissions you would like to see go into "The Gem” or if you have any problems for Aun- tie Pius, drop them in too.

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