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The Recipe That Little Jackie | MISCELLANEOUS. Clippings from Late Papers. 1 ocal and Other Items. . » Wj ire : neem ae } : Sco Read to Gis Grandma Miliais is painting a portrait of Lerd| There are 40,000 destitute persons on the _ . at - ' . j reds Mir si ‘ island of Chios. . T. Nawneny, Feq., bas returned fro Old Mrs. Jenesa berrowa Mrs. | Beaconstield. | ; | on United States. BR . » for making watermelen . ; Macdonald is very a Robert Browning is writing a new poem, | : — oe ee a i Sir Jobo — eae bh rs ; much | to be called ‘* Achilles and Penthesilea.” Tre Scott Act bas been accepted in An- *kla the othe lay, and, being hard nroved. and is able te be out agaio. . avelis Cou N.S ue Ck a) oe el ee 2 this | Mrs Oliphant has a new novel, ‘ Harry | ®4pelis County, N. 8. saerin ae. ah ) ac « a : ‘ ‘ Im CaAss i i j } of heari ; wade” eatin ar Meade It is anid that Prince Louise will Joscelyn,” just ready for publication. Sr Jomn has a new Mayor, and has re- omar ce ah« : er wranadson J: . } . os . S ae very wt 7 al hil th isit Saratoga Springs during the sum- Wuppe stasittukquassunnoowehtunk quoh | moved two of her Water Commissioners. te read ry SF NCKIC OOK Loe | . | 5 i aa. 6 aeiiier hit oak holdian! © jis one of the words in Elliott’s Indian | lox. Mx. Bowrct acted as Minister of ye | tk { ul rt ia. @ 4 HO iis * ‘i - . per a r - mmeaced Sir Walter Scott's ¢: , Abbotsford, | Bil | Marine and Fisheries dariug the absence of _ Tal tes a lil a is te let furnished by syear or for the | \ " Philadelphia Clerzyman is prepar- Mon. J. ©. Pope. ‘ . reen teorm on . a f “ies Ir a y ake , . ara . = ee mn? [| seaaon. ing an elopedia of American Presby- | Arex monthsof cald weather, the crosk- ‘Why Jackie aint you mistaken ( : : y Mor! p , | terianism ‘ ime of the frogs is music sweeter thaa mwolian . te yr riey ; ; i theaght ihe melon must be ripe., Phe late Dr W. oe = =" Che English Liberal papers are ealling on | lyres. ‘They ve come. i at°a the w ler wi ! , rite | was ». 35% ) bw i. te ; at : , Be Oa al

‘Oh, what’s the matter with you ame ran urite hymn wa No. 309 int Th the speaker to allow Mr. Bradlangh to take; 7), King of Abyssinia is dead, having Gew eve. see 2 watermelon that wusn’t| Met soatet hymn ul, comment " = 100 | the oath. | fallen im the battle with she Assaimeraks. green ¢ Saepherd of Israel and mine, Xe, ‘“My wife.” remarked Fitznoodle, ‘‘ is! tig sex Michael suceseded him,

‘Gut the watermelon inte four halves Le « well understood that Sir. | fairly « y over thespring fashions. Shea wi wastes weil at B

wel : C airly x i xx «tor Pexauson’s reaidenee at Bathurst,

_ Willian:. Young, who has been ill fer the delirium trimmins. | N. UL was totally destroyed by fire on Wed-

Bat there ain oniy two haives tO} seme time. will resign his pesitien as Ex-Marshal Bazaine spends me st of bis | pesday afternoon. No insurance.

arythin I den't believe you are! Chief Justice after the forthcoming vs in a Madrid coffee house, playing bil- lux ground was found to be Gremen. to th

aie is Sahhed alll | liards and drinking chocolate. depth of three and ahalf feet in the vicinity ‘Ww n't have whe s me ; , | The powers, including Turkey, have de- | of 5 ukee, Wis., on the 6th inst. Weil | den’t have to; ar yuow that’s The destruction effected by the earth. | I he ! owe . oe : odiieabaaad of | ot Miiwa i : : » ’ ‘ ‘ od i Jee uo aecept ‘ B a OFF on ‘ i : ii? what the resect say Then soak it in quakes in Chios may be summed up|), "dete's terms ts baamkl to tha Edits 4: 2 OO, Geeks” .Ae8 | Mail,” Torento, . ’ } e ore i6 aa 6 C - | 7 & pint ey as follows:—Forty-five villages totally | . vsti: ‘have eee Homeneys sere . ea ' , = ; t ay were sold there _— me el Bae = - " orld lestroyed, barely twenty habitable T rpetrator of one of the mest ie : Fl ee sino — nat — » : ¢ ‘ . ¢ : : | : vee ees ° r ote oo the oth “7 m2 put a Watermcien ia a pint | houses standing in the whole Iziand, barefaced will fergeries on record in the! os ihe: Wat on . Re oop y | Lain’t | Hel : land almst total disappearance ef the | }, y of crime has just been arrested in , i ME ; Rl re sell and Taylor she Watenten ‘ : ’ ere ’ , . Ro | : 1ey fe 7 eu O13. t e ele oF ” , © u V : a - ‘ es oa _ be oni ,! population in mady localities. Montreal A iis for the camp at >wasex, N. B., where i pt r jus me . . e+ , | i eins i } a ' : 4

— he iow fores. m ju . a in i The New York Hi rald joins with the Carlyle kad a great contempt for Diaraeli, 3000 men of the P. E. Island and WN. B. the facts and you can put in the filosos a i r ‘ : 2a ne hree t st > red how ! Wilicie wil : of Jaly fee ta suit your taste at r seakin’ the Opposition in predicting the dewnfatl | a A bY eons aii saat = na oro on filicin will muster on Ist of July.

os on Aste é Pr Soa: : 3 ‘ mn i the y at d gio Sax: on . ‘ 4 : a 1] if “ae of the Canadian Government. The 5 ee es a es) . Fr ad a Hiwa Sasriera.—Henry J, Callbeck, Esq, melon Pp : iin a skillet and fry it fu Herald’s interest in the foatunes of our | ** ng to be ruiec * . ee sae rt thas been appointed fligh Sheriff of Queens five di: Vs | Refor Pn nds is quite natural, and is| Vir. Gladstone justihes his aetion in the} County, and Michael MacUormack and Alex, ‘I wooderif Mra. Brown sent me | or™ frieses 8 4 See | Transvaal business on the plea that it wasa| FE, Holland, Esquires, reappeinted to that auch a pe as that,’ said the old lady shared by the United States manutace | vestion of saving England from sheer | position for King’s and Prinee Counties

, - a ; ot mat, C acy ; turers Toronto Mail. lood-gutltin Weare in lebted te M Pr Hogan Eeq

rt e nic ACP i r : : a ,E are ( ve a 5 I, ‘ .

a | ' put the waterme!on in a quart A Provisional government has been | fhe returns to the Department of Agri |for late San Francisee, New Mexice and how! : ent nee hw iloa of established in Peru. The terms et | culture at Washington, up to April Ist, Arizona as They are very fullof news, \ a : { ‘ i t ‘ i a 7 - : ® * nae neace dictated to Peru by Chili are said | indicate a falling offin the wheat crop from | and deal largely in the names of Jadges, vinegar, id ial of Autofarasta, | that of t year. Colonels and Prefessers, who predominate in ‘ld 4 like to know how can you | t® ine ‘lude the cession ef Autotegasta d ‘ eh aha ’ pee ith | Larepaca, and Tacna, a large money in«| ‘The plague is meking terrible nnn ee agiiion isto a quart bew!] witheut [= ! ne hy ” ij bs , ER la ; a 4} nn ;

pour 4g : s , ' : | demnity for the expenses of the war, | he vicinity of Bagdad, those attacked; That alley-way between the Exchange epiiliag any of it; bul Jackie Con- dying within ten hours of being smitten | building and the Appraisers Office is a dis-

| = ' land indemnification for the Chilians | °%'?8 ee eae eee uilding 7“ 7 tinued j ‘led f, Pe i Boli P | with the pesti ; oe -e to the cit We were going to say a

' ’ sru and Bolivia. ru | ; , ‘Then <ift a peck of red pepper thro | © aa Cee bmg : | ‘Tse Marce oF EDUCATION. - Recter’s | *teding dis grace, but appearances are that 1 » the eo 1 ¢ nust undertake not to fortify her ports . és | will meit before taken official notice of,

awmilk s‘rainer ever the meion, and te : ; yi ° wife (engaging new servant) i presume } } ts, ld st k

one cup of butter add the white and luring fifty years, hor acquire a Navy | 4, .: you are a member of ‘the Charch of ee ona en eae Poke ANOn : . ‘ Sti waar ¢ 5 snow, ec

yelks ani shelis of three egys, and iring forty years. England ? ‘No, mem ; please, mem, I’m . throw in the old hen that laid them ‘Dr unk again, eh ?’ said a magistrate | a Freethinker.” —Jud) Tas ghee Gurette contains the fellow- and four «ticks of cianamon drops and | contracting his brows and looking The est te of Mr. Walter Shanley, ¢ | ing :—Captain George McKay, of Rustico, t cat > ; n j raon| severely at the prisoner. ‘Yis, yer) E., for ng the railway tune! under | ® “the county of yaa s, in the ee

We t40!o 3p SOF QUININE ane 7 . : : en / a Sie eee tt See se td wi island, to bo u it throu i¥ee mill. and let it stand | henor,’ eandidly returned Pat; ‘I was | the 5t Liay ve 16 slightly 1a exeess of $3,- | iM rte foe a an thed in aaa

' : a es i s oe or’s | 000,000 He has sent his report to the | 74% ne st till it fer ments, and then put itin a tin) an spittin woo at yer henors Sat visnient of Qeskben. | province, vice Willian MeNeill, junior. B tte she tie ef il— | house, and the lady asked me wud | e Cerreinens Se ,

eanand tie the tin can to a dog's tall ete 7 | cami tthschilds have declined to ve at Scppen Drara.—A man about 70 yeara of thi ill stir it up to the right censias | take suthin. ‘I will,’ says I, and I took The Retinsihlde Save Seolees Se aes | d Al Link! on

His Wil sti 1? . -— , ; Megas ’ the Italian loan, which was to have been con | *ge, named A ane jnkletter, living bear teacy—aad then you can turn it off in | two glasses, but if J had known yer | tracted fer the parpose of bringimg abeut | the Davies School, died suddenly on Monday erocks end have it ready for use. Serve honor kept such bad liquor, pon MC | specie resumption, until the diffenlties be- | morning ne cramp - the sore He : rd | sowl, £ wuldn’t have tuk but ’ tween that country aad France have been | awoke about four o'clock, complaining of feel-

cold ai ; ine * ar sowl, { wuldn’t have tuk but wan. ’

ut cold and ys - Lit OS Ene pe, om a f , | smoothed away i ing very ill, and died in about tifteen minutes. it makes capital desert, an i Jackie slid The German Emperer was gteatiy a tal a Mm P foo Nerthumber {A ses wheiived at heme died sbeut two

. i 2 , Mr. Snowbal:, MM. fr Nerthumbe ' ° - eut of the doer and left the old iady| please! by the popular attachment | , ae B wetted ctuat ihc N. P. would | months ago of consumption. — Pienser. looking |i\ke a wrinkle on a monument.| show to limon his birthday. He des} voin the lumbermen. He still rune ais| Tar “ Josepnine” Losr.— A despatch of . a . 2 — awn te at > oivino . . : . —Excherge. sured 18 a nove of thanks that in giving | jili ac Miramichi, and according to the | the 16th inst., frem Havans, reports the a - expression to the joy these demenstra- | local papers employs twenty-twe men, and | loss of the bark ‘‘ Jesephine,” while on Our Boarding-House. tions gave him he only satisfied the | turns out thirty thousand per day. passage from Baltimore to Cienfugos with . 7 .* 7 , ‘| —_ craving of bis heart, ‘Ata time,’ he! The London (lobe points out that there, coal. There are no particulars. The bark WHY WE ALL INTEND TO LEAVE. | added. ‘when I felt deeply avgrieved atlisa period of high prosperity in store for | was 585 tons Fegieter, and was built at — the sudden death of my most faithful-| Canada ; but it warns Canad:ans to beware | | Monee er ht at he wee cuned 07 . as ; . “4 ! of co rcia! h Steady essere sfurgey & Co t There is at preseat a strange gather-/| frien 1 and relative, my sorrow has been | °F Commercia: rasiness ei Pthete | an a ws hae eee . ; . . : 1d profit are certaini ucn mC B ing in our boarding-house. First) alleviated by seeing my birthday mark- gy i a a libcntie ain ‘eal | . > ‘ ° ' . tr tOLLO iuen v Ti oe do “ . , conn > ~ cames a jovg-haired man who quotes | ed in this atfectionate manver. ee : : le ago manne Vicrory. 3. Eph a 7 . : i spect nok par 1D &@ Six « ays go? as you-p. ease ma

: ) “e eerrectiy, and s eaks of . t 4 : wa Sas A mr Shakespe ire ince a “ge = a . Phe « only portrait of Geerge Eliot ans Britain has invested in her shipping | * Bradford, Pennsylvania, which closed en the beau ties ti ALeiere anu eaict _ whi h is ee ypside! “ex j a satisfactory like- $5,000,000. ( “it employs 200, O6bteen. whe | the 9th inst. Fifteen competitors started, Then there is an agent for aiiver pad,) ness by her family is a carefully finish : annually $50,000,000. Besid : 3 ; aud Clow came out, on Saturday night, 26

~ : n r¢ is { are! iy bn earn annualiy 500,000, 00€ esides this 100,- | . a: ’ ay e ’ who is cvotinually talking about abs ed crayon of ber head, front view, fer | (00 men areemployed in ship- building, warine | ieee ee | : vite next 20 be ws the - ; : ~ ’ i ; . 8 Be C ear S7¢ ut 9 :

sorption there is a plumber with a! which she sat man y times in 1867 to Mr, | !actories, and icers-works, ——e $39, - | ant $850 eee - He aa ‘ _ re ae ‘ } - . + 000 O00 annual Phe valine of vessels built | T4984 2°F Foun’, ah : ro . penny,

crue! ex) res-lon; & rednes d man with) Burton. It isnow be ing etched by M.}- pn: during 1880 was $35,000,000, | Performed tis work in splendid style, Clow @ military air, Wino deciares he Was 1p Raj yn, not {i publicat on, butforatew!] , Pg Tat he 3 ni ‘ expects to enter in a six days’ race in New ve . ‘ : a cies F " i . . / Vf +0 > have theught that the Grit | York sbout 25th May, and we doubt t > the Gaariis; a reporter, who somehow | of the novelist’s personal friends. Mr. | system of calling everybedy but Grits base | ait saan OR I SOE Oe

owns a diamond: aad a pl otographer, ( ss, however, lias consented that | the and vile, was peculiar to Usnadiaw politics j en ill a who says he makes poetry for theeven-| etehing may be reproduced in Scribner, | lt appears that the Liberals across the water/ Tue Leader of the Gevernment has aathor- ing papers at so much a quart. Then Mr. Cross strorgly condemns all other | '!!owt! an ourse. AX eld fory relates, | ized us to eay, _that the statement made >; -ogn:t lady who plays the Reehests ee ie. cat a a : in the Spectaior, that = boy once asked | Mr. Lawrence Kickhatn at the Seuris meeting, aS Foes se ws a ee th portraits of his wife excepting that by nether eonfidenti ‘Mamma, are | on the 14th inst.. that he ‘bad approved et er Schott: sche (10th exere soe ) on the! Mr. Lawrence. lories born wicked, or de "th ey becomesot’ | Mr. Kickhom’s action,” in refereuce te what is never piays anything eise. ; , r ' mailed the *‘ i Siti,” F BANS, Bt a “oe pray hay oe Lorenzo A. Pickles, of Rochester, N. Deacon nsfie d was @ Hebrew. He was «fi %* . A 0 sna i 7 is . ut any > : . «the wir nat wig: . a y . ~- r fenndation in . 2

hen there is the girl that gigyles at) y 1. pouched bis 70th vear, but he| tbat nation with the miraculeus vitality |! ioe & fact 5 ane t “¢ so ae foege hav

rervthing, and the girl that cheats at “ _ | the inherent ty h ! ing congratiiated Ft. han on the latter's everythirg, a0 + ” - »}. | .| and the where eapacity nor the produc . des

di teat of all there is Mary. a looks oniv 40, He claims that — it is N - . t} Bill, Mr Sullivan was uvaware, vi, last all, eis Mary, : : — tion of great men » ot] peo; eal , ioe : va “hee Cates, OO, . nee si a aos fhasinae the secret of his goed health. He lives! 5)" > thy her nN . pi 7 @ w the report of the Souris meeting in blue-eyeu saxoo, WhO Kicks ber brogans calt pork salt fish and vecet: ond es dis} Bu : ot bamesa, ne oniy i ' ee that Mr. Kickham made a rainst tire bedroom deers avery morn- ‘ ? . = ., wi great men, out in ihe general average «! e eon agi , , : V salted. He uses salt instead of i ‘ j sae and screams, “Mysthars, are yez i SaILCU. s instead intelligence, « he Jews rank abeve all | 4 : ee The ee sugar in his tea. Besides this he eats! others. | Pawrun Acciprer.—-On Friday lest a > 7 rit up? hev have a ; ; aa Sid skied oe eres ae 4 ; ~ | several tablespoofuls of clear salt every Phe Protects sid Cae a Hoping. | ra eee sneas eee im the oe , » of leaving ‘oung m¢ os : t . : . ' 1 i's, : Gever Sol is “4 ages. & ies day. It wil] be seen from this that the! ten. Ma ted in a — presentat on |i ; Hession, ae wns town, had his took pariour B (price according to : ce : . wank of ok dkehe a {lee brokeu by a kick from a horse which he ! : oY oki man is far from being too fresh. Pe ast wees, Ol % sCYaDS Ko wateh and ¢ baka } ae i . * tad lecativoa of rowm) the other day. rhe a k , i ester, it th e retir pacter | Was lescing te the pump to water. Though . " J ‘war < 1 yy > in hie life , wne & ig pa Be ladies were sitting in parlour A sewing Bover tasted pi a aes ee ‘ choreh, and a silver tea ser- | it muet have caused him iutense pain, he Heddenly the ard some one in parl- that ab least sbews M: » FICKICS ad | yj ¥ The presentatiou cech | succeeded in returning, a sistance of two or a ne cae Wat wheal a ense. It is generally supposed that as 1 R F. J. Flyen, pacter of St. | three chains, after the accident, withont our b jcasping. ater water, i - Vinegar is uecessaty for the preserva- seph's | elie Church, the town hail being | any assistaneo. Dr. Kaye was sent for beard, in a mans Voice; gfveme water, | tion ef Pickles. but in this instance the | cre¥ immediately, under whese skiful treatment or Ldie! and the death ratiie resound-| ; nanan ta 0d bn A remarkable story has reached the! we feel assured ke will speedily recover. — ed in the lofty hall. The ladies shbrick-| *" : j ’ m Algiers M. Tarrv. a! Advertiser and kf . de tel Ditiihe shun One day last W x, & tert ster Vren archa ‘st, who has been carr . ~~ 5 ; ed, and Slary ¢ n ip,and hearing the ‘ vr ; , “ os - 2 wel - on ore Mr. W. W. Brer, who has just returned ery fot « i . ith two w 3s} awe p JArKi is Veiling h , i oY in ection with the proposed a Eccland, where he bas been purchasing

- . a j ; ‘ ner " a i ray ~ * . fs ear pitchers o parlour b. ashe door was _ oe eae iat =e oe : . oat see oped an ‘*- | goods forthe firm of J. & W. Beer, infermes

: ot shies mal life. On the plan onot Wm ver wn as completely buried in the | us that he found the market vory faveurable Durst ¢ iad yeung gentlieman : : ee ke ' eo : ' aa ji ’ i Be i toree pOUsE ’ i t pwo eal was 7 my ou in the ashes vt i to buyers ot liry Gr ods, prices being very ‘ TY) . } ; (@a De ‘ ie i ’ was to : clo the | santa ‘el atlalinde as 1 hy | Vesuvins | low, ancl a great many nove ties, and beauti- 48. W at « in bis hand, as.” ee I 2 , . . i ful eueds offs 2 <e , gia ih i na i Hill Ce ed hb : telling of earthquakes is now the | ft! gvods offering. tie has taken ady antage belvngs io a liters sociely, and ip- é . vib Fy eT ere , e accomplished by secien- | ot these circumstances, and has secured s teads to recite, ‘Li in the Desert.’ | 7¢¥eo Childre it wa } 28, he ; Jar observations for this par- very P iat and varied assortment of staple He has pustere ye details yet, and | #%4 in attempting to save i ot the / inne in Switesriend ands Ot Dry Geods, for thir Spring and isi ti ‘ i Cblaitil ct, . , g mace (Zerit i sila uitumiioa + ? i! Bn i i er every pizt Wa le ave cehildre o ul i was fit by i piece or five Europe and Javon The umm r trace, az sd will sell them at prices gaps ! . ; via , ; steahew and , 1 Laon , ; a ‘" | much iower than they have ever ofiered them ry oi s ww wer kitled eh . @ me stant } 4 . in a bod The march of iatelleet is x timber , 8 s n . ren re, no far distar when the | before. Varticular attention has been given too rapid for us. were also crushed to death, A celored \ a < iO ‘ ountries Will con-! ro their milline: y depart meng: apd a magni. ‘ weman was blown into a tt e-top ind | tatn *¢ @ provavliiies, as we pub- |} tecnt cisplay of their ge eda may be expect | found dead with a baby in her arms : I s. ; ed, (a 25, 31 w2i Rapid Transit With a Vengeance. | .. at ee o ee oa? . 2] hha il be | : eres , which was uninjured ['wo* white a i sin such matters wii be; THe Patriot denies that the Liberals are oe a: ‘ tal | women are reported danwe rously | ¥! stihled to ieagn that the editor of the How | endorsing the National Policy, and quotes . sc aever: “ain¢ ho A @ noht an moatic. and le. | : ty . :

_Unele J os wns several small shan uel, . Ciden theese. eames ane, | 7% caught an Agni stic, and de | trom the Hamilton Spectator in support of ties of GUaivestonD avenue S4uVs the not be learned are & tid tax bewes b ne scribes i ih 2S aman who doesnt kiow | its aszertion. Of couree,. as the last election News, which he rents out, but on» of “recy "val 2 Se hether there is a God or not; doesnt | was won by the present ruling party, upon

| killed or wounded. Some valuablec at- | }.,ow whether he has a soul or net: doesn’t | . ; ad eee the tenants is rather siow in coming |,, , ees ‘ ooh an fe a a a? sn ©) the National Policy, 2gainst the Grits, who up with | at Olid Mose had to tle and horses were ea killed. know whether there is a futare life or not ;| bad net a platform ef any kind—Free Trade {til ic reai, : . se : ’ —_ : ae Ss > <> a vesn't believe that anyone else knows auy | : ake him a past visit ust ¢ . * : , | or otherwise—it is too soon yet, to expect ee oe ee J at ne be “uifering for the Gomforts of Heme. | more about these matters than he does; ¢h 1eir press to step down upon the queation. was com og away!frem the house Old -— aa a j : ee : > and | : } : E t i = - a : and thinks 6 & Waste of time to try and / But it cannet be denied, that, if there were Mose met Jim Webster ‘Think it'll be any use for me to put | find out.” ja general election to-morrow, the issue ‘Jim, aid the Ola es whit - aim as advertisment in thi ppel eo de manGde } Arrat gements have been made for Tre- |} ‘teeta not he Free 7 rade or Proteetion, de fasies: trabbier you eber heard tell | ed an iron faced woman, glaring across | duced railway fares, by which country | whatever the party ery imight be. Leading about? | the counter at the cierk in attendance. | graduates of McGill University, and others | Grits acknowledge this, the vemarka of ‘Dey say datde ray of light trab Shouldn't wonder. What is itabout? | interested, may attend the approaching their press to the contrary, notwilhstanding. = inne 0 ¢ a pn Tare wir: fate Deen indl «+ i¢| University dinner, at the Windsor Hetel, | i " ; bles more den 200,000 mil i 5et ond, Iwant my h tsband to know that if os ik: mintenen of Gibahd Sls Kies ‘a | A GgnTLeman from Type Valley inferms us bat I never timed it myvelf, replied | he ji come back all will be forgiven. r k C ie ap Tae . oo ; Oe ‘a, , a. | that the farmers ip that section have latel e . . runk, itrai ermon anc cc1aerit . > . : Jim. | Just say in your paper that I offer four ; " a i. established a Farmers’ Club, in which censi-

‘Dar’s & man in Galveston what can gib de ray ob light fifty yards start and beat it W uss

‘G'way,oid man. Lyin’ aud I hain’ been vaceinated since the

kind,’ le ey is Keichnin, wah.’ ‘Hit i Gabe mumis

m jes 80 43 I tole yer,

Ssedyrass, what owes me four

back rent, can outrabble de light. ‘Did ver see him do it?

.

‘] went to de front deah, and j jess as his wife opened the frent doah I seed Gabe slice out the back doah. ‘Is Gabe at home * says I ‘He ’s done gone to Houstoi,’ says she. Ilit am fifty miles te Hlour en, and he must habe made de trip while I was alooking at him slide ou: de back doah. Jess fetch | on yer rey ob light, and ef it don’t hab | to huwy hitself to catch up wid Gabe Snodgrass when I comes for de back rent, den Ise a fool—dat’s ail.’

cl: A + Elam Boorish Conduct of a Gaiveston Gentleman.

Old Cul, MeSpilikins recently made | himself jisgustiogly unpopulai with a fashiows vic Galveston lady who gets up ehurch tuirs and the like. Hewas ins vited to dinner and there was quite at large ec mpasy present’ As soon as BOUP WH+ pasa i te old Col. MeSpill (ins he said to the lady of the hense:

‘This is splendid oyster soup.’

‘But, Colonel, tere are no oysters ifs |

it.’ ‘That's what made me think it was

reat deal

Oyste! soup lL have hada rt ef experience with oyster soup at church (airs.

The ledy got red in the face, and after the confusion had subsided she said :

‘This MOCK ¢ yap.’ ;

‘So was the other, ma'am; so was

. the othe + A © Gp Lord Greaville has recently survived

ao attac!: similar to that te which Lord | Beaconstield bas just succumbed.

doilars reward for him, and that he squints and is red headed, and hasn't | earned adime in eighteen months, and

if he comes back alone I'll fergive him |

ii!

ahd if he is fetched

him till he’s red as a lobster. (

Vil

an

his ankle, you

| certain reguiations, j will

he’s black and blue from his sealp to | bile |

get that in. | ‘Piltry, said the clerk. Tow did he| come vo ro?

‘Go!’ snarled the weman. ‘ile didn’t

| other Gay, Caj

lines will all give return tickets free, and the Seuth Eastern ticket at oneand a This banqnet is, we understand, in ve, should any person out- side of the University desire to share in it. Montreal Daily Witness, 18th April They have queer ways of doing things in Russia. The St. Petersburg police, the ptured a man with unlawful in lis possession, As he was un- authorities, they hit upen the ding him upon a chair at the |

vive the deul ie

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havethe energy to go. He just fell Pein ture of the police, and inviting th away. He's +o darned Jazy that he| public te come forward and inspect * him. sleeps with his head on the floor and | 4nd for « all | that has been heard to the eon- : | tr > hei . } s1i }hix feet in a chair so he can wake ra a hatte ding mart yet. oF till a) | _ ; : : , é ur the followng $ e dows in tne morning, lt it wasot for 7 rite . 7a oo oe nts, “7a as he had undergone the ordeal withent being | me his blood would have stopped cir- recoenized ‘ . ° . tht i. culatiog ten years ago, and it's only

through my exertivas that his hair has grown an inch since we were married,’

‘I shouldn't S cchivee he was werth i four dollas,’ suggested the clerk, draws | ing up the police.

‘No, nor he ain’t,’ snorted the woman;

‘hut he’s got to die in my house, if it tusts off the roof. I ain’t going to sit avound and hear my neighbors shying copper pots and iron skillets at their lusbands and ther lean over my back fence and tell me whatacomfort it is te

have & man around to eonsole ‘era abe the chimney dos’t draw and the | fire back leaks, withont some of them : mercies myself. Just put dor wn at the

bettom there that I want pul ic Opinion suspended till I get hold of ‘ne and then anyLody wanting some new pat~

terns for fireworks will do well t« yap p ly to me before elsewhere. | ain tgoing to be married without s0mne ar the ble Re | sings, if I have to jam bis head into the pit of his stemach, now you hear my view nd the soft hearted sufferer kicked over a newsbey, and drove a car conductor half way to Red Hook cause he wouldn’t give change for pewter qua: ter,— Ex.

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to punish the rebei tribes and prevent apy | | further excure for a French invasion of | Tunisian tegritory.

Tue Seat Fisneny.—Aecording to latest |

serable interest sppesre to be taken. On the llth inst. an excellent essay on farming was read by one of the members, showing that he anderstandés his business, end is an intelligent observer in matters relating to hie vecatien. These Farmore’ Clubs are excellent ivstitu- tiona, and we are pleased to see them malti- | plying over the Province. Tyne Valley is grewing—-two large buildings (a store and warehouse) are being erected, while probably | others will fellow curing the summer, Our | infermant says there is talk of starting a beet | and shoe factory at shat village. —/ivneer.

! AmsricaN nevel-writers seem to be ur-

uanally busy just now. Mrs. Burnett is said to be writing twe new serial stories ; Dr. Hol- land also bas one in contemplation; Mr. | Hlewells has two serials on the stecks ; Mr. | Boyeaen ia writing one or two; Mr. Cable has just finished one, and is starting en another ; . ‘the author of ‘An Karvest Trifler” has receutiy eompleted a short watering-place

advices, the steamer Thetis, with 8,000 seala, “ rial ; Mra. rs si) yom as ce and Wels, with 9,000 old seals, have arrived | '“lY. one ipg oa eat an = at St. John’s Nfld., also the steamers Nep- | author 0 texy isat werk on & new seria tune, Porleus, Bear and Arctic, all clean. | - ~thongh net a fictitious one. All the above: Phi fo ahh ot ; dient ing iodlien ioe has i 23" ned serials have been engaged for Scribner's ee eee 4 aon vy. The scene of ‘‘A Fearfol Respon- yet been received, und a short catch ap- | siviiity,” Mr. ‘Heweils’ a new serial, which will pests. now t¢ be an absolute cortainuty. | busin nu Scrilmer for June, is laid in’ Venice. i he Arctic ¥ as one of the largest steamers jhe story ‘8 said by the publichers to be in the of the fleet. The number of steawers ar- ; author's brightest vein. Myr. Howells is work- rived is 13, with a catch of 122,400 seals, aise upon a nevel, which will be begun in

which together with the sealing vessels ar- | Scribner some time next fall or winter.

rived, make a tetal hanl of about 130,600 , ) i : seals. Last year the season’s eatch amount- | Ors. eS See } ¢o, about 350.000 'give publicity to every local industry, om mag aes psec tae : Pricay we called at the large Warerooms \nxiety vor THe Sarery or tur Cap-| of George J. Wright, Eeq., Kent Street, Lost Vrsser.—Considerable | where we had the pleasure of meeting

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ciety was felt in Moncton Wednesday |

ex Aldermen Dedsen, who bas the supervision ef Mr. Wright's

of Halifax, N.&.,

nd yesterday, by those interested, for the |

‘ety of Captain Read, of the barque! Perk Factory. We were shown through ** Josephine,” wreeked at the entrance to | the different departments by Mr. Dodson, Cienfuegos harbor, with no further particu- | under whose special supervision the very lars. ‘Lhe wife of Captain Read is now in | valuable avd magnificent stock in this Moncton, having reached here afew days) establishment has been manufactured. ago from Baltimore, U. S., where she part- | The assortment comprises barreled pork, in ed with her husband when he sailed. | mess, prime mest, family do., smoked

Mrs. Read, telegraphed to Baltimore fer | par ors, but no reply was received. Our ship news this merning contains in

telligence of the safety of the erew, theugh |

the vessel isa total wreck and the cargo ‘ear The captain was married only ashort time ago. The vessel hails frem P. E. Island, Hon. John Lefurgey being prin cipal owner, ‘The ecaptain’s brether, whe belongs to Baltimore. had an interest in her.—Moncton Times.

W. E. Davidsor., brother of |

hams, breekfast baken, roiled, or boneless bacon, also lard, as white as the driven | snew, all of wlach will, we feel eertain, | command a ready aale in the markets ef the | Dominion. The barrels used by this factory are also made on the premises, and are of the very best descripuon. Men of exper- ience and practical knowledge of this buei- ness tell us that, in no Province of the Dominion can a mere excellent article be | produced than that now ready for shipment | from Wiights fastory.—Com,

~ VEGETINE |

is Recommended by All Physicians.

Vanier Stanam, Qouaxe Co., Lowe Istayn, N.Y. Mr. H. BR. Stavans :—

Dear Sir,—I take the pleasure of writing yous small certificate concerning Vegetine prepared by you, I have been a sufferer with the Dy for over forty years, and have had the Chronic Diarrhea for oveer six mouths, and have tricd most everything ; was given up to die, and did not expect to live from day to day, and no physician could tonch my case, I saw your Vegetine recommended to cure Dyspepsia. I commenced using it, and I continued doing se, and am now a well woman and restored to perfect health, All who are affiicted with this terrible disease, I would kindly recommend to try it for the benefit of their health, and it is excellent as a blood purifier.

By Dr. T. B. Forsaa, M. D., for MRS. WM. H. FORBES.

Vecutins.— Wien the blood becomes life lese and stagnant, cither from change of wea- ther or of climate, want of exercise, irregular diet, or from any other cause, the Vscrtine will renew the blood, carry off the putrid hom- ore, cleanse the stomach, regulate the bowels, and impart a tone of vigor to the whole body.

VEGETINE.

FOR CANCERS

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Reap Ir.

Asmizr, Washington Co., IIL, Jan. 14, 1878.

Mr. H, R. Stevens :

Dear Sir—This is to certify that I had been suffering from a Rose Cancer on my right breast, which grew very rapidly, and all my triends had given me up to die, when I beard of your wnedicine, Vegetine, recommended for Cancer and Cancerous Humors, I commenced to take it, and soon found myself beginning to feel better ; my health and spirits both felt the benign influence which it exerted, and in a few months from the time I commenced the use of the Vegetine, the Cancer came out al- most bodily.

CARRIE DsFORREST.

I certify that I am personally acquainted with Mrs. DeForrest, and consider her one of our very best women. DRS. H. FLOWERS.

DRUGGISTS RECOMMEND IT.

ST. JOHN. N.B., April 8, 1880. Mr. H. R, Srsvens, Boston :

Dear Sir—I find the demand for your Vege. tine is steadily increasing, and persons who have used it speak highly of its virtues.

Yours truly, CLEMENT P. CLARE, Trinity Block, 100 King Street.

VEGETINE.

[ REGARD IT AS A VALUABLE

FAMILY MEDICINE |!

Mr H.R. Srsvans: Jan. 1, 1878.

Dear Sir—I take ploasure in eaying thet I have used the Vegetine in my family with good reauits,and I have known of several cases of remarkable cure effected by it. I re- gard it asa valuable family medicine.

Youre truly, REV. WM. McDONALD.

The Rey. Wm. Melonald is well known through the United States as a minister in the M, EF. Chureb.

VEGETINE. Blood Purifier & General Tonic,

Sr. Joms, N.B.. April 8, 1280, H. BR. Stevens, Eeq :

Dear Sir—I fisd Vegetine to be as goed a selling patent medicine as any yet introduced, with demand constantly increasing. My cus. tomers speok highly of it as @ blood puriner and gymerai tonic

Yours, &c., 8S. MeDIARMID, No. 148 Charlotte Street.

VEGETINE.

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Vegetine is Sold d by all Druggists.

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