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They took Seats.

‘Two young dudes who are acquainted with a country schoolmaster, having a school about twelve miles from the city, were invited out to a spelling-school a few nights since, and they took a horse and buggy aod drove out. ‘There was a large gathering of farmers, and au OX iting coatest was looked for. Just previous to the beginning of the exer- cise a young fellow, whose head would have bumped a six-foot marR, and whose weight was about 160 pounds, called one of the dudes aside and ask- ed :

“Are you two fellers going to spell?”

“T guess so.”

*Purty good at it?”

“I think we can down you all.”

“You do, ch? Now you look a-here! I’ve come here to-night to spell this school down. My gal is here to see me do it. I hain’t no objections to your spellin along till we come to the word catarrb, but after that you can’t drop down any too soon! If either one 0’ you chaps beat me you'd better have

‘ the wings of a dove to fly out o’ this,

for L'il gin ye both the all-firedest liek- ing two dudes ever got!”

‘They stood up with him until all the others were down, and then at a look fuli of deepest meaning both missed and left him victor. When he had carried offthe honors he came around and said :

“Much obleeged, and I hope you don’t feel hurt. Shbhouldn’s have cared about it, but Susan had her heart sot on it, and Sasan’s got eighty acres of land and « drove of sheep.”

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What Boys Should Learn.

Not to tease girls and boys smalier than themselves,

Not to take the easiest chair in the room, put it into the pleasantest place in theroom,and forget to offer it to the mother whea she comes ig to sit down.

To treat their mother as politely as if she were a strange lady who did not epend her life in their service.

To be as kind aad helpful to their sisters as they expect their sisters to be to them.

To make their friends among good boys.

To take pride in being gentlemen at home.

To take their mother into their con- fidence if they do anything wrong, and, above all, never to lie about anything they have done.

To make up their minds not to learn to smoke, chew or drink, remembering that these things cannot be unlearned, and that they are terrible drawbacks io good men and necessities to bad ones,

To remember that there never was a vagabond without these habits,

To observe all these rules and they are sure to be gentlemen.

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He Took the Others.

A gentleman who paid the best prices for his provisions and who liked to live as well as did his neighbors, was once deceived by his poulterer in the age of some poultry he bought. Meeting the dealer a few days aftewards he walked up to bis wagon and enquired :

“Got any geese to-day 7”

“A dozen—nice ones.”’ The customer turned them over, and then he added:

“Now, you see, I’ve got a pesky lot of bourders at my house, an’ they eat a great deal of poultry. Havn’t you got any tough ones?”

“Well, yes,” said the dealer, picking them over. ‘There’s one, two, three, four, five of ’em.”

“Is that all the tough ones you've got?’

“Yes,yes ; that’s all,” said the dealer,

cparating them.

“Well, then, I reckon on the whole,” continued the buyer, “that I'll take the other lot.” The poulterer looked thoughtful, and like most thoughtful people, said nothing,

Dogs and Temperance.

One bitter cold day this winter the policeman walking up and down Fair- mount Park saw a faithful dog sitting beside a sack of flour. His dranken master had left him to guard it, and then had goue away to forget all about it. Pitying the poor fellow they tried to call him off to a more sheltered place, but he would not move, sor would~ he sufler anyone to touch the bag. Hour after hour passed by,and the shivering, faithful watcher was nearly frozen at his post, yet he would not desert. Final- ly his head dropped, and it was plain that he was insensibie; so human hearts hed him quickly taken into the guard- house, while willing hands helped to restore him again to life. If they could have given him a better master it have been a double charity. If that dog couldjvote,do you not think it would be on the side of prohibition %

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